Oi there lads...Lt. Capt. Sgt. Cheese Mcmuff of the Pants Police here from such popular films such as "McMuff Vs. The Hebrew School Of The Mentally Challenged" and "Bagel Depot: Last Stop...Jewtown"
I'd like to take a minute and share a personal story with you all. It has come to my attention that some women have decided driving is okay. So last night when Mcmuff was driving his Pants Police Control Car, I saw a woman driving. I pulled her over and asked for her license. She gave it to me. I refused to look at it since she was grossly obese. Instead I asked her to get out of her car. She refused to take off my pants so I called the backup and the dogs. When they arrived we took care of her by shooting her in the head. The next day I was awarded the Gold Medal for bravery in the line of duty.
Commend Me Brothers....
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McMuff, stop with these ****** posts, seriously.
It was never funny, yet you keep doing it. I'll admit when something stupid is funny, this is not.
Go away, or don't post this crap.
~Blix
It was never funny, yet you keep doing it. I'll admit when something stupid is funny, this is not.
Go away, or don't post this crap.
~Blix
All three of you should be shot.
In other news, some cops really are that stupid.
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The San Antonio Police arrested one of their own Sunday morning, saying he broke the oath to serve and protect. Patrol Officer Ruben Saenz, 28, is accused of raping a woman after pulling her over for erratic driving early Saturday morning in her neighborhood near Lackland Air Force base.
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This is the second officer charged this year with rape. San Antonio Police Officer Dean Gutierrez was charged in July with sexually assaulting a transsexual. He was indicted by a federal grand jury in October.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
tenmiles a.k.a. cheesymcfu[/i wrote:
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Wow I didn't think sox could get this stupid. Not even Niobia's that retarded.
Give me a fuc[/i]king break.
I know you asylum folks don't like me much, but I'd so far been giving you at least the benefit of the doubt.
I guess you are as stupid as I thought, after all.
I know you asylum folks don't like me much, but I'd so far been giving you at least the benefit of the doubt.
I guess you are as stupid as I thought, after all.
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