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#1 Nov 07 2005 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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Wicked pitbulls!

No self respecting poodle would ever bite off the thumb of its' owner-- unless maybe he had been trained by the mayor of Las Vegas. Bad dog!

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#2 Nov 07 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Nov 07 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Bah.
But it didn't have that unique Totemesque poodle spin, did it? No, I didn't think so.

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#4 Nov 07 2005 at 4:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Poodle spin." Now there's a concept.
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#5 Nov 10 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Default
u do know the American Pit Bull Terrier was never meant to attack humans...they were bred to fight other dogs..having a dog that attacked the owner would be too much of a liability...also there are a large variety of "pit bulls" and many breeds are mistaken for one and the media hypes it up alot...what would you rather see in the newspaper VICIOUS PIT BULL ATTACKS CHILD!! or PUNISHING POODLE ATTACKS CHILD!! oh yea the kid probaly deserved it too...the lil dumbass would have had to really **** it off because lets face it..unless the dog is mistreated or bad bred..its just doing whats natural..also where there hell were this kids parents? Also the American Pit Bull Terrier scored a 83.9% on the ATTS and that higher than Labs, Cockerspaniels, Golden Retrievers and beagles..you can find the scores on www.atts.org
#6 Nov 10 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Way to just regurgitate your other post, douchebag. Kindly fu[b][/b]ck off, the door is to the left.
#7 Nov 10 2005 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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I would call ScarrTheGucciGalka "Ill informed, naive, and poorly educated" however he has already felt the need to inform of us of this fact via his name.
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#8 Nov 10 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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u do know the American Pit Bull Terrier was never meant to attack humans...they were bred to fight other dogs..having a dog that attacked the owner would be too much of a liability...also there are a large variety of "pit bulls" and many breeds are mistaken for one and the media hypes it up alot...what would you rather see in the newspaper VICIOUS PIT BULL ATTACKS CHILD!! or PUNISHING POODLE ATTACKS CHILD!! oh yea the kid probaly deserved it too...the lil dumbass would have had to really **** it off because lets face it..unless the dog is mistreated or bad bred..its just doing whats natural..also where there hell were this kids parents? Also the American Pit Bull Terrier scored a 83.9% on the ATTS and that higher than Labs, Cockerspaniels, Golden Retrievers and beagles..you can find the scores on www.atts.org



All I have to say after starting to and then not reading the quoted text is:

Paragraphs are your friends. Get to know them.
#9 Nov 10 2005 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm. Poodles eh? Soft, cuddly ickle thingies?

A few years back some farming friends in Scotland suffered a number of sheep losses and blamed Foxes.

On inspecting a scene, the local veterinary surgeon was amazed at the damage done. Not a Fox, he declared - A Fox will cleanly kill and might rip up the carcase a bit, but never as much as this (the sheep were ripped to pieces and scattered over a wide area). Definitely a dog.

Discussion with other veterinary colleagues led him to ask if there were any poodles in the area. Yep. Old Mrs McKaye had a Standard poodle.

They went round (no pitch-forks and burning torches, but almost) and sure enough, the dog's basket was covered in dried blood.

According to the Vet, Poodles (when the mood to attack sheep takes 'em) always rip them limb from limb like no other breed.

Nice eh?
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#10 Nov 10 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Decent
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TStephens wrote:

Paragraphs are your friends. Get to know them.


I got know to Paragraphs a while back. The motherfuc[/b]ker actually left me out to dry man. It is hard being let down by someone you start to trust too. O well I found a new one and I am falling for Double Space now.
#11 Nov 10 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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scored a 83.9% on the ATTS


I scored an 1160 on my SAT's. And I don't need a leash Smiley: yippee

Pit Bulls are teh stoopid.
#12 Nov 10 2005 at 3:16 PM Rating: Default
Since when the hell did this thread become a damn literature class? oops i get 10 points deducted! j/k but what im trying to say is any dog can be vicious...i work at the humane society and we rescue alot of Pit Bulls and everybody declare they turn on you..and all that bull crap..These dogs were selectively bred to be human friendly and aggresive towards humans..i also did a research on this recently..check out the website www.badrap.org it has alot of info and statistics..
#13 Nov 10 2005 at 3:18 PM Rating: Decent
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#14 Nov 10 2005 at 3:19 PM Rating: Decent
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ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
Since when the hell did this thread become a damn literature class?



Since when did communicating your ideas in a fashion people can understand loose its importance to you?
#15 Nov 10 2005 at 3:21 PM Rating: Default
no they dont....cause i know two "PITBULLS" that will attack the interwebs small ignorant children j/k lol
#16 Nov 10 2005 at 3:23 PM Rating: Default
but i mean come on? indenting? i could understand if i was spelling like a ****** but indenting? NEVER!!!
#17 Nov 10 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
but i mean come on? indenting? i could understand if i was spelling like a ****** but indenting? NEVER!!!
It's not your spelling or lack of indents that makes you look like a ******.
#18 Nov 10 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Default
then what is it then? i mean im not really being rude to nobody unless you guys think i am, then you should tell me. I was just stating some facts about the subject.
#19 Nov 10 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
Hmm. Poodles eh? Soft, cuddly ickle thingies?

A few years back some farming friends in Scotland suffered a number of sheep losses and blamed Foxes.

On inspecting a scene, the local veterinary surgeon was amazed at the damage done. Not a Fox, he declared - A Fox will cleanly kill and might rip up the carcase a bit, but never as much as this (the sheep were ripped to pieces and scattered over a wide area). Definitely a dog.

Discussion with other veterinary colleagues led him to ask if there were any poodles in the area. Yep. Old Mrs McKaye had a Standard poodle.

They went round (no pitch-forks and burning torches, but almost) and sure enough, the dog's basket was covered in dried blood.

According to the Vet, Poodles (when the mood to attack sheep takes 'em) always rip them limb from limb like no other breed.

Nice eh?


I've always heard that poodles can be meaner than any other breed out there.

And then there's that fro and poofy tail... wtf?

I'll stick to my imaginary cartoon beagle, tyvm
#20 Nov 10 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
lolbifrons~11!!1
#21 Nov 10 2005 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
then what is it then? i mean im not really being rude to nobody unless you guys think i am, then you should tell me. I was just stating some facts about the subject.
Ok then, let's take it from the top. Possibilities are as follows:

1. You are a sock. Still too few posts here to tell for certain without admin assistance.

2. You are some random mooglefu[b][/b]cker that wandered in here on accident and decided to post freely.

3. You are a lurker that's been hanging around for a bit and finally worked up the sac to post, mistakenly believing that you were allowed to.

4. You are a troll, albeit a very poor one.

I'm putting my money #2.
#22 Nov 10 2005 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
then what is it then? i mean im not really being rude to nobody unless you guys think i am, then you should tell me. I was just stating some facts about the subject.
Ok then, let's take it from the top. Possibilities are as follows:

1. You are a sock. Still too few posts here to tell for certain without admin assistance.

2. You are some random mooglefu[b][/b]cker that wandered in here on accident and decided to post freely.

3. You are a lurker that's been hanging around for a bit and finally worked up the sac to post, mistakenly believing that you were allowed to.

4. You are a troll, albeit a very poor one.

I'm putting my money #2.
He might just be an Cu[i][/i]nt.

/nods
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#23 Nov 10 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
Dalmations can be quite snippy as well.

Look at them they can be quite vicious

I was searching for "Dalmation Attacks" on Google, CAME ACROSS THIS

Smiley: eek
#24 Nov 10 2005 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
He might just be an Cu[/i]nt.

/nods
Well...yeah, if you want to point out the [i]obvious. So simple, yet so perfect.

Edited, Thu Nov 10 16:14:06 2005 by Jacobsdeception
#25 Nov 10 2005 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
Since when the hell did this thread become a damn literature class? oops i get 10 points deducted! j/k but what im trying to say is any dog can be vicious...i work at the humane society and we rescue alot of Pit Bulls and everybody declare they turn on you..and all that bull crap..These dogs were selectively bred to be human friendly and aggresive towards humans..i also did a research on this recently..check out the website www.badrap.org it has alot of info and statistics..


Well, with a mixed message like that, no wonder they're nuts.
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#26 Nov 10 2005 at 3:57 PM Rating: Default
uh..Jacobs you just talked about pretty much everybody if im not mistaken. Hell why are you getting off subject? Your probaly some puny or fat 34 yr old who lives with his parents and stays on these forums because you have no friends or life beyond the computer or whatever game system you own. I bet you have never even played a damn sport in your life (math and chess team doesnt count). But back to the subject is their any pictures that shows what the dog's bodies look like that proves it was a "pit bull". OH yea i indented this time so no more nut busting about literature lol.
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