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#1 Nov 07 2005 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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CNN/Money wrote:
Men and women agree that cars play an important role in dating, but they don't always agree on what should happen once things get rolling.

Eighty-nine percent of males and 95 percent of females said they were extremely or somewhat likely to notice their date's car, according to a survey conducted by Ford Motor Co. The survey was conducted as part of a program, including "speed dating" events in various cities, to promote the company's new Fusion sedan. The survey polled 400 single men and women.

It's not just the make and model of a car that's getting noticed, according to the survey. Fifty-eight percent of those surveyed said the condition of their date's car would at least somewhat impact their attraction to the person.

Women felt more strongly about their date's car condition than men with 69 percent saying it would at least somewhat effect their attraction to their date compared to 47 percent of men.
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About 20 percent of respondents said they had been "asked to chip in for car-related expenses by their date." Of those that had been asked to chip in, 15 percent said they were asked to spring for gas followed by parking (9 percent) and tolls (6 percent).
I can't imagine asking my date for gas money. Likewise, I wouldn't expect her to ask me for gas or toll money though I'd probably offer to pay for parking if she drove.

Is your car clean and date ready? I'm sure it was a source of significant relief for the ladyfriend when my decrepit Altima died and I was forced to buy a new car Smiley: laugh I can't imagine, as a male, caring much about what car my date or significant other was driving.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Nov 07 2005 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
what did you end up getting anyway?
#3 Nov 07 2005 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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Didn't you know Joph? Your car is a direct reflection of your personality and character!

Oddly enough, paying for tolls and parking are both foreign concepts to me. I only every encounter either while I'm on vacation.
#4 Nov 07 2005 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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1975 Ford Escort

Edited, Mon Nov 7 13:53:46 2005 by Jophiel
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#5 Nov 07 2005 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
You could just say, "I don't want to tell you."

I don't believe that you bought a $680,000 Ford Escort.
#6 Nov 07 2005 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh Crybaby

I reported back in the original "I need a car" thread that I went with a 2004 Mazda-6.
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#7 Nov 07 2005 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
You know I can't be bothered to look back that far.

Have you riced it out yet, Vin?
#8 Nov 07 2005 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it did come with a spoiler. I'm still waiting for my spinning hubcaps to come in though before I start on the ground effects.
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#9 Nov 07 2005 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol

btw, you can't call it a spoiler unless it is taller than the roof of your car, otherwise it's just a "trunk handle".

Don't forget the NOS.
#10 Nov 07 2005 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
btw, you can't call it a spoiler unless it is taller than the roof of your car, made of unpainted aluminum and was welded together by someone taking a high school shop class, otherwise it's just a "trunk handle".
Fixed.

Really, I just want something that drops caltrops out the back and maybe a smokescreen lever.

My Altima used to leave giant oil slicks but not in the Spy Hunter sense...
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#11 Nov 07 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
touche
#12 Nov 07 2005 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
btw, you can't call it a spoiler unless it is taller than the roof of your car, made of unpainted aluminum and was welded together by someone taking a high school shop class, otherwise it's just a "trunk handle".
Fixed.

Really, I just want something that drops caltrops out the back and maybe a smokescreen lever.

My Altima used to leave giant oil slicks but not in the Spy Hunter sense...


Sometime ago listening to a Dane Cook CD, he made a joke about the two things in life that a man would take over sex.

1. Every man wants to be a part of a heist.
2. Every man wants a monkey.

I'd venture a guess that a Spy Hunter car would easily be added to that list. I'm still trying to devise a way to implement something like this into a street legal car. The biggest impediment right now is trying to figure out how to mount a machine gun inside the front quarter panel.
#13 Nov 07 2005 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't forget the NOS sticker.


FTFY.

#14 Nov 07 2005 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
If he can afford a $680,000 escort, he can afford the real deal when it comes to NOS...but he's right, don't forget the sticker for an added 10 bHP
#15 Nov 07 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Sometime ago listening to a Dane Cook CD, he made a joke about the two things in life that a man would take over sex.

1. Every man wants to be a part of a heist.
2. Every man wants a monkey.


I heard that skit yesterday on SHOUTcast.com, it was under Comedy in the search window. i suggest everyone check it out. It's live too, so you don't have to wait to download; just click and listen.

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Eighty-nine percent of males and 95 percent of females said they were extremely or somewhat likely to notice their date's car, according to a survey conducted by Ford Motor Co.


This is known as a statistic. Statistic's are lies. Ford Motor Co. obviously benifits from publishing this garbage. My advice: when reading a statistic ask yourself two questions; Who wrote it, and Why..
#16 Nov 07 2005 at 8:12 PM Rating: Good
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This is known as a statistic. Statistic's are lies. Ford Motor Co. obviously benifits from publishing this garbage. My advice: when reading a statistic ask yourself two questions; Who wrote it, and Why..


You had me at "Who wrote it"...seriously coming from a company that's stocks are 9 bucks a share roughly and rated a junk bond status with no hopes for a upgrade...expect ole Billy Ford to go good ole chapter 11.

#17 Nov 08 2005 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Before I got together with my current boyfriend I went on a date with a guy that had me drive AND pay for parking. He also got dinner for himself at the event and didn't offer to get me anything. Needless to say, I never called him again.
#18 Nov 08 2005 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't even have a driving license. My first criteria with new girlfriends is whether they drive or not.
#19 Nov 08 2005 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Now that I have an SO, I no longer need to impress. My car is one of many with "wash me" written on it.
#20 Nov 08 2005 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'm one of those women with the junky cars. I clean it maybe once every two years, and people that comment on the condition of it can do so just as well from the sidewalk, while they gag on my exhaust fumes.
#21 Nov 08 2005 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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I'm one of those women with the junky cars. I clean it maybe once every two years, and people that comment on the condition of it can do so just as well from the sidewalk, while they gag on my exhaust fumes.



While I understand that sort of cluttered-up vehicle completely, I must say that this disqualifies you from having my babies. I've got to be king of the clutter in my little world. No, no, I'm sorry, I can't stomach competition.


I clean my truck out every two weeks, but you would never ever guess it by looking. Every single bit of mail gets opened and dumped in the truck, various homework projects from work whose importance dwindles directly proportional to the distance from work, and anything I might buy and open when out and about all share space in the passenger floorboard. There are times when the pile makes it high enough to start spilling into the seat in under two weeks.

I have the two week rule because I one time I went to McDonalds in a rush to work and forgot the food, then covered it up with junk mail. Two days later, my strawberry milkshake was ripe. So every other Friday, I evict everything. If it's not important enough to get it out of the truck before I go to the dump, it stays at the dump.
#22 Nov 08 2005 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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TStephens wrote:

I clean my truck out every two weeks, but you would never ever guess it by looking. Every single bit of mail gets opened and dumped in the truck, various homework projects from work whose importance dwindles directly proportional to the distance from work, and anything I might buy and open when out and about all share space in the passenger floorboard. There are times when the pile makes it high enough to start spilling into the seat in under two weeks.

I have the two week rule because I one time I went to McDonalds in a rush to work and forgot the food, then covered it up with junk mail. Two days later, my strawberry milkshake was ripe. So every other Friday, I evict everything. If it's not important enough to get it out of the truck before I go to the dump, it stays at the dump.

Yikes! I meant I leave envelopes in there and the dashboard is dusty!

Slob.
#23 Nov 08 2005 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
I resemble that remark.


Still disqualified, though. I need another neatfreak. I had one of those one time, it was pretty nice whenever I could get her to shut up, which wasn't all that often, but would have probably been often enough if I were half as patient as I like to pretend to be.
#24 Nov 08 2005 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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You sound like a lovely man. My bad luck, I'm sure.

There IS a God. I knew it!
#25 Nov 08 2005 at 8:51 PM Rating: Good
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You sound like a lovely man.


I do NOT paint my toenails! That rumor is entirely unfounded.
#26 Nov 09 2005 at 5:07 PM Rating: Decent
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totally cleaned my car on my lunchbreak today after reading this yesterday... new car, washed twice weekly, but the inside was starting to get pretty full of random *****.

thanks for the reminder.

Edited, Wed Nov 9 17:17:00 2005 by PhlareWP
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