Sometimes life is sweet.Follow

Ok so I currently work as a security guard, at a business complex. I see this guy (late 20s maybe) in a nice new BMW (dealer plate still) pull onto the site and just stop in the entry way and start talking on his cell phone.

I approach and say, "Excuse me sir. (He looks at me) It's not safe to stop there. People fly around the trun frequently and may not see you because of the hedge. Please pull out of the roadway to make your call." He says to the person on the phone. "Some ******* security guard is telling me to move. Hold on." To me, ********** off I'm a lawyer here. You're just a guard and can't tell me what to do. Now **** off!" He laughs to the person on the phone.

I turn and walk back toward the sidewalk where my plan is to write down his description and what he said. I get maybe 10 feet away and BAMM!!! An Old Caddy comes around the turn and smashes the **** out of the BMW.

I laughed so hard I was in tears.