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#1 Nov 05 2005 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago. He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed. Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up. But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his ***** to his stomach, glued his ******** to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out. He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.


http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html

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#2 Nov 05 2005 at 12:46 AM Rating: Decent
ouch, talk about getting even.
#3 Nov 05 2005 at 1:01 AM Rating: Decent
Never **** off an Irish woman!
#4 Nov 05 2005 at 1:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: yikes

Jesus Christ. I call for the death penalty for this evil, dangerous woman!
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#5 Nov 05 2005 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
I have no pity for him. Somebody has to feed the Black Widows of this world and better he than I.

He remembered rule #1, but forgot rule #2.

1. Her place, not mine.
2. Gotta go, see ya later. I'll call you.

#6 Nov 05 2005 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Evil wench. I suppose she could be i]Bobbit[/i worse.
#7 Nov 05 2005 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's disgusting. I don't know what is wrong with some people.

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#8 Nov 05 2005 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
That's disgusting. I don't know what is wrong with some people.

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Really. Nail polish? Please.
#9 Nov 05 2005 at 10:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes, a waste of good fingernail polish but, I'm sure he deserved it. Smiley: wink





Edited, Sat Nov 5 10:43:51 2005 by Elinda
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#10 Nov 05 2005 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Women wonder why we always say their crazy.....

I'm linking this everytime they ask that now.
#11 Nov 05 2005 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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I know some people are heavy sleepers and all, but this guy must be downright comatose when he sleeps...
#12 Nov 05 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
I'm sure that:

A) He's human garbage

and that:

B) He was under the influence of some sort of substance. (See A.)

While the story doesn't lay any of that out to us, the groundwork is certainly there.

She dumped him in the past.
She invited him over and he calls it rekindling a "friendship."
He had another girl at the time he accepted (his new love).
She had to go pick him up because he has no vehicle.
She threw him out and he walked a mile naked with his ***** glued to his belly and his ******** glued to his leg and his *** glued shut as opposed to simply making her call the cops. He's used to public indecency and I'd say was probably still high/drunk at the time he made that particular little exodus.

I just can't bring myself to have any sympathy at all for him.
#13 Nov 05 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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I just can't bring myself to have any sympathy at all for him.


Concur!!

Smiley: bah
#14 Nov 05 2005 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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I just can't bring myself to have any sympathy at all for him.


Concur!!

Smiley: bah


Wow. Redyne lives!
#15 Nov 05 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Women wonder why we always say their crazy.....

I'm linking this everytime they ask that now.


Even if someone asks you at, oh... say, the dinner table or on the street? Carrying around a computer all the time might get old.
#16 Nov 05 2005 at 5:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Even if someone asks you at, oh... say, the dinner table or on the street? Carrying around a computer all the time might get old.


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