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Found a ROM of Oregon Trail the other day and gave it a whirl. Banker ftw!
OMG i can't believe the timing of this thread. I just had Chuck Noris'old stunt double come into my work. His name's Chip Wright and he's also a black belt in karate. Not only that, but the guy looks just like Allakhazam, down to a T. ^^ He's even got the big red beard and everything. Chip came in about 5 minutes before a stumbled across this forma. rofl ^^
These are my favorites...
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Allakhazam instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Allakhazam lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
When Allakhazam plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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These are my favorites...
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Allakhazam instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Allakhazam lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
When Allakhazam plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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At the end of each week, Allakhazam murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
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Allakhazam found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.{/quote]
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[quote]Allakhazam punched a woman in the ****** when she didn't give him exact change.
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[quote]Allakhazam punched a woman in the ****** when she didn't give him exact change.
Oh my god...Dude you are the ****.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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At the end of each week, Allakhazam murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
You don't like white breads? We love you!
[musical interlude]
They call me Jolly Rancher, Cause I stay SOO Hawd!
You can suck me all night!
OH.... my.... Gawd!
[/musical interlude]
Now that Rosa Parks croaked, there is finally room on the frikken bus! Just cause some lazy *** bi[b][/b]tch didnt want to move, I gotta share my fountain.
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Allakhazam frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
Sir Weebs wrote:
You don't like white breads? We love you!
[musical interlude]
They call me Jolly Rancher, Cause I stay SOO Hawd!
You can suck me all night!
OH.... my.... Gawd!
[/musical interlude]
Now that Rosa Parks croaked, there is finally room on the frikken bus! Just cause some lazy *** bi[b][/b]tch didnt want to move, I gotta share my fountain.
[musical interlude]
They call me Jolly Rancher, Cause I stay SOO Hawd!
You can suck me all night!
OH.... my.... Gawd!
[/musical interlude]
Now that Rosa Parks croaked, there is finally room on the frikken bus! Just cause some lazy *** bi[b][/b]tch didnt want to move, I gotta share my fountain.
Liar. There are no 100 Proof water fountains.
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Allakhazam told us he was hardcore. But he used proper spelling, punctuation and grammar and didn't die of an overdose, either.
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If you can see Allakhazam, he can see you. If you can't see Allakhazam you may be only seconds away from death.
Admit it. You looked around.
I know I did.
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Mr. T went out to a bar one night years ago for a evening of fun. After drinking somewhere around 650 beers, 13 shots of fully loaded AR-15s, and the entire band Bon Jovi, he took the largest dump ever recorded. What he crapped out ended up being the 1979 10th Anniversary Pontiac Trans Am, which he occasionally still drives.
How Chuck gets the ladies.
lolwow we have like a 40+ page thread at my ls forums about these >.>
Vin Diesel is being considered by the Cardinals as a new pope.
Vin Diesel is being considered by the Cardinals as a new pope.
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