OMG i can't believe the timing of this thread. I just had Chuck Noris'old stunt double come into my work. His name's Chip Wright and he's also a black belt in karate. Not only that, but the guy looks just like Allakhazam, down to a T. ^^ He's even got the big red beard and everything. Chip came in about 5 minutes before a stumbled across this forma. rofl ^^
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Allakhazam instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Allakhazam lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
When Allakhazam plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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