My girlfriend sent this to my email..
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Laughing almost to tears I could only come up with one response.
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Allakhazam does not sleep. He waits.
Allakhazam is ghey.
I proclaim you my favorite person of the day. Thank you, I needed that.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I always like Filterspawns (Memnok) Quote in his sig
A Warrior on the Stormscale server forums wrote:
Allakhazam, after deciding that mating with a female to produce offspring would only dilute his awesomeness, impregnated himself with sheer force of will and gave birth to Memnok.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Allakhazam--more than meets the eye, Allakhazam--robot in disguise," and starred Allakhazam as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Yeah, I ROFL'd.
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drug-dealing Decepticons
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Allakhazam once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and sh[b][/b]it on their floor, just because he's Allakhazam.
I spit up protein shake on that one.
It might be that is a combination of chalk and lukewarm tap water or that it was really funny.
Rate-up for the only funny link in like a month.
Except that Jean Luc-Picard thing. That was pretty funny too.
You'll notice at the bottom of the page that they also did it for Vin Diesel and Mr. T. Those are pretty great as well.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Awesome, here is one for Kelvy
When the Visi-Goths moved into the Balkan Peninsula in 268 AD, they weren't invading the Roman Empire--they were trying to get away from Allakhazam.
When the Visi-Goths moved into the Balkan Peninsula in 268 AD, they weren't invading the Roman Empire--they were trying to get away from Allakhazam.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
That link wrote:
When Allakhazam's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Allakhazam."
That got a chuckle out of me.
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:24:35 2005 by Darkenbudddy
Thanks Lefein.
That was a monitor-cleaner.
That was a monitor-cleaner.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Allakhazam, because nobody can combine the martial arts, a toupe, and Wrangler Western Weartm, into the suspenseful drama that is Walker Texas Ranger.
If you want a list of Allakhazam' enemies just check the extinct species list.
Allakhazam is the reason you have a *****.
Allakhazam has yet to die for your sins.
(I am amazed I find this so entertaining)
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:24:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:25:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Allakhazam is the reason you have a *****.
Allakhazam has yet to die for your sins.
(I am amazed I find this so entertaining)
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:24:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:25:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Once, when Allakhazam had a fever, a man told him the only cure was more cowbell. Allakhazam was so enraged that he flicked the man in the ********** causing him to vomit uncontrollably for 16 days straight.
that is awsome:
my fav. out of the lot.
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Allakhazam sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
my fav. out of the lot.
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Allakhazam once ate a sofa and crapped out a loveseat and an armchair
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Allakhazam survives off women's menstruation. He thanks Vin Diesel
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Because of his love for the environment, Allakhazam doesn?t run his vehicles on fossil fuels, but instead heats live cats to 600 degrees Fahrenheit, then uses the remains as a potent bio-fuel. Norris claims he averages 40 miles to a cat
Just a couple more amusing ones
My car only gets 25 miles to the cat.
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Once, when Allakhazam had a fever, a man told him the only cure was more cowbell. Allakhazam was so enraged that he flicked the man in the ********** causing him to vomit uncontrollably for 16 days straight.
Sound warning and NOT WORK SAFE SITE! Not the best quality
Nexa
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:58:45 2005 by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Except that Jean Luc-Picard thing. That was pretty funny too.
What is this Jean-Luc thing of which you speak? I missed it.
It isn't the techno remix with Picard quotes mixed into it, is it?
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What is this Jean-Luc thing of which you speak? I missed it.
It isn't the techno remix with Picard quotes mixed into it, is it?
It isn't the techno remix with Picard quotes mixed into it, is it?
/giggle
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What is this Jean-Luc thing of which you speak? I missed it.
It isn't the techno remix with Picard quotes mixed into it, is it?
It isn't the techno remix with Picard quotes mixed into it, is it?
Is that the same one from www.ytmnd.com? If it is than that is way old news, but still funny none the less
That was hilarious. There has been a thread growing for awhile on my server forums in WoW about Allakhazam, which is where my sig was born. This got addded to it.
This whole thread makes me think of the movie Dodgeball.
Thank you Allakhazam.
Thank you Allakhazam.
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When Allakhazam's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Allakhazam."
That one was my favorite. I was laughing so hard everyone in the office was looking at me craptastically.
I found the recurring theme of roundhouse kick to the head to be a bit repetitive, however I did chuckle at this:
+1 for the classics
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When Allakhazam plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
+1 for the classics
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