Jophiel wrote:
If I throw an apple out my car window, is it polluting?
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Are there pesticides on it?
Alma wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If I throw an apple out my car window, is it polluting?
That depends. If he ate the apple first, then he probably ingested most of the pesticides. Therefore if he poops, then he is polluting the environment with toxic chemicals. If the apple is not eaten, then it would still be less pollution than Joph pooping because ***** has a higher concentration of the toxic chemicals than the apple originally did. It is assumed that he will eat more than just an apple before he craps.
So the real question is why does Joph hate the environment?
Edit: grammar
Edited, Fri Nov 4 12:44:40 2005 by Elderon
proofsockfourtyfive wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If I throw an apple out my car window, is it polluting?
That depends. If he ate the apple first, then he probably ingested most of the pesticides. Therefore if he poops, then he is polluting the environment with toxic chemicals.
Depends on if I toss his salad first
Fixed.
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We all know you have first dibs, elderon
We?
As a matter of fact, I do have a septic tank. From what I've read, it's actually better at cleaning wastewater and filtering out cooties than municipal wastewater treatment facilities.
Native species and its been washed so its reasonably free of pesticides. I had an apple in my car yesterday and noticed it had a large bad spot. I was going to just toss it out the window into a field and return it to nature but figured, with my luck, I'd get a ticket or something and instead dumped it into the garbage can outside a Wendy's where it'll be sent to a landfill and compressed into an anaerobic mass that'll remain for thousands of years.
Native species and its been washed so its reasonably free of pesticides. I had an apple in my car yesterday and noticed it had a large bad spot. I was going to just toss it out the window into a field and return it to nature but figured, with my luck, I'd get a ticket or something and instead dumped it into the garbage can outside a Wendy's where it'll be sent to a landfill and compressed into an anaerobic mass that'll remain for thousands of years.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
As to whether it's littering or not....that's your local ordinances. I suspect the answer is yes.
Otherwise, most "organic" wastes could be disposed of by roadside dumping with the excuse that they're just organic and not hurting anything. The up side of this is that we wouldn't waste so much real estate on graveyards.
Otherwise, most "organic" wastes could be disposed of by roadside dumping with the excuse that they're just organic and not hurting anything. The up side of this is that we wouldn't waste so much real estate on graveyards.
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As to whether it's littering or not....that's your local ordinances. I suspect the answer is yes.
You should have thrown it into the field, where it would have no doubt grown into a tree, which in time would multiply into an entire orchard. The farmer who owned the field quickly cashing in on the idea would start a highly successfull apple juice business, unfortunatly, to save costs he would end up using non recyclable containers and in a twist of irony your act of environmentalism would end up polluting several thousand fold and no doubt killing a few baby seals in the process.
Why does theoretical Ioph hate baby animals
Why does theoretical Ioph hate baby animals
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Jophiel wrote:
I was going to just toss it out the window into a field and return it to nature but figured, with my luck, I'd get a ticket or something and instead dumped it into the garbage can outside a Wendy's where it'll be sent to a landfill and compressed into an anaerobic mass that'll remain for thousands of years.
You drive the speed limit and not one MPH above don't you?
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You should have thrown it into the field, where it would have displaced a native species causing you the be the object of a witch hunt, you evil *******.
Yup.
No arguments that it's littering. But is it polluting? I'd be pissed if someone dumped a pile of leaves in my front lawn but I wouldn't really accuse them of polluting.
And I speed like a ****.
And I speed like a ****.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
No arguments that it's littering. But is it polluting?
I wouldn't say it's polluting. The apple you’re tossing out is biodegradable. It would probably serve as some sort of a fertilizer as it breaks down too. You could argue that tossing that apple out the window is actually good for the environment.
You rebel.
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You could argue that tossing that apple out the window is actually good for the environment.
Likewise, you can argue that tossing a dead cow on the side of the road is good for the environment.
Both will get you about the same distance if you use them as the basis of your defense against a ticket for littering.
Imagine if we all tossed apple cores out when we drove. That's a slippery slope.
TStephens wrote:
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You could argue that tossing that apple out the window is actually good for the environment.
Likewise, you can argue that tossing a dead cow on the side of the road is good for the environment.
Both will get you about the same distance if you use them as the basis of your defense against a ticket for littering.
Imagine if we all tossed apple cores out when we drove. That's a slippery slope.
He knows it's littering. I know it's littering. He just asked if it's polluting.
But it's littering.
You understand that, right?
You understand that, right?
And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
up and said....
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant..........how timely.
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:52:56 2005 by Elinda
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
up and said....
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant..........how timely.
Edited, Fri Nov 4 13:52:56 2005 by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
Apparently, I'm angelic 
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