BENTONVILLE, Ark. -- It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.
The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/01/AR2005110101038.html
Who says nothing interesting happens in Arkansas?
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bodhisattva wrote:
Who says nothing interesting happens in Arkansas?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Heh. He could have used a slightly different method maybe:
Then again, think of how easily he'll be able to intimidate any guys dating his daughter now! "See that deer head? Killed that with my bare hands when it snuck into my daughters bedroom... if you know what I mean <cracking knuckles".
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On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door. Students were preparing for dismissal Monday when a deer crashed through a window and bounded through a hallway
Then again, think of how easily he'll be able to intimidate any guys dating his daughter now! "See that deer head? Killed that with my bare hands when it snuck into my daughters bedroom... if you know what I mean <cracking knuckles".
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
That had to be one hell of a fight.
In other news:
I read an entire gbaji post!!!
In other news:
I read an entire gbaji post!!!
AegisGoat wrote:
In other news:
I read an entire gbaji post!!!
I read an entire gbaji post!!!
I skimmed it out of habit.
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