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and getting out my paddle and rubber gloves.
HIV doesn't transmit through spanking. Just keep using your old gloves.
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HIV doesn't transmit through spanking. Just keep using your old gloves.
Actually mine are cornflower blue with birds on them, but close.
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Seriously, dude. Flirt back. It's not like it's the end of the world if nothing comes of it. I flirt with the girls around the office just for the hell of it.
Meh, I'm far to practical for such trivial nonsense. That and I'm about as thick as a brick when it comes to trying to decipher the mysteries of women. And don't you work in a freezer? How do you flirt with women where you work, ask if you can hang your coat on their nipples? Just in case you're tempted to try this, it doesn't work.
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I'm going to assume she has gotten your stuff for you before sans smiley face and initials? If shes served you before and this is a new addition, then yeah, shes flirting with you. She's horrible at it, going at it like a middle schooler, but she is in her own young way, flirting
Aye, and she seems vaguely familiar; I know I've seen her before. She might be from my hometown. I know for sure she's a local and definitely younger than myself.
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Slip her a twenty wrapped around a condom. Then give her a questioning raise of the eyebrow. She'll know what you mean...
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Yep. It's always much easier to decide who you won't sleep with. And that list is usually populated by guys who use cheesy pick-up lines.
Hey there pretty lady, name's Jake. Wanna fu[b][/b]ck?
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Meh, I'm far to practical for such trivial nonsense. That and I'm about as thick as a brick when it comes to trying to decipher the mysteries of women. And don't you work in a freezer? How do you flirt with women where you work, ask if you can hang your coat on their nipples? Just in case you're tempted to try this, it doesn't work.
Yeah, I do work in a freezer, but my office isn't in there and I can't spend all my time in there. That's where the product is and where my information is "generated" but most of my job is analysis and identification of trends and problems. So there are days where I spend 2 hours in the freezer and 6 in the office and there are days where I spend 6 hours in the freezer and 2 in the office. It all depends on where the needs lie.
Our office girls are amazingly cold-blooded, oddly enough. They keep space heaters under their desks, even though the office area is never allowed to get lower than 72 or so. I've been known to prop open the door that leads to the dock when they've had a go at the thermostat. Which always leads to talk about me being so hot.
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Yep. It's always much easier to decide who you won't sleep with. And that list is usually populated by guys who use cheesy pick-up lines.
Hey there pretty lady, name's Jake. Wanna fu[b][/b]ck?
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