TStephens wrote:
It's OK, though. I'll be glad to give you one of mine. Three guesses as to which.
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The one you stick up your *** when you beat off?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
What's really bothering me is that my cup o' Wendy's chili is only half filled and it's about 96% red water.
I know the chili is made of three week old hamburger patties, opossum as[/i]sholes and is ejaculated into by a homeless man. Point being, if I order the chili, I want a [i]full cup of rancid patty meat, opossum as[i][/i]shole and homeless man ejaculate.
I know the chili is made of three week old hamburger patties, opossum as[/i]sholes and is ejaculated into by a homeless man. Point being, if I order the chili, I want a [i]full cup of rancid patty meat, opossum as[i][/i]shole and homeless man ejaculate.
Who are you?
A man who wants his chili 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
A man who wants his chili
... and knows what he's getting himself into.
Jophiel wrote:
A man who wants his chili
Well, from what you described, you could just take it into the restroom with a JC Penny's circular and come out with a full cup.
Think solutions, not problems.
How dare you imply that I'm homeless.
Or that I'm an opossum. I'm not sure which you were getting at
Or that I'm an opossum. I'm not sure which you were getting at
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I was actually implying that you were a three-week old hamburger pattie.
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The one you stick up your *** when you beat off?
Nah, that one is the substitute for KFC, not Wendy's.
Whatsoever I've feared has come to life
Whatsoever I've fought off became my life
Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded
And now I'm doing time
Cause I fell on black days
Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now
Whomsoever I've cradled I've put you down
I'm a search light soul they say
But I can't see it in the night
I'm only faking when I get it right
Cause I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine
So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No, not tying
No, not tying
I sure don't mind a change
But I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
Whatsoever I've fought off became my life
Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded
And now I'm doing time
Cause I fell on black days
Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now
Whomsoever I've cradled I've put you down
I'm a search light soul they say
But I can't see it in the night
I'm only faking when I get it right
Cause I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine
So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No, not tying
No, not tying
I sure don't mind a change
But I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Bodhi why do you hate darkie days? That's racist you know. 
Ha! I remember Notcoach, he had the diaper av's. One day, he just dissapeared, I think he died.
Ahh the good old days...
Ahh the good old days...
FealixTheCat wrote:
Ha! I remember Notcoach, he had the diaper av's. One day, he just dissapeared, I think he died.
Ahh the good old days...
Ahh the good old days...
Reminiscing FTW!
I could get to 20,000 before Joph if I really wanted to...
Heheh. <stretches, cracks his knuckles, and limbers up the fast twitch muscles>
Last!
Totem
Heheh. <stretches, cracks his knuckles, and limbers up the fast twitch muscles>
Last!
Totem
Wow, now there's a post I haven't seen in a long time. The numbers are a bit off nowadays, but overall it's still pretty accurate i think.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
my blink tags are still eagerly awaiting jophiel's 20000th post
Do what now?
There was no vanilla stage, so I'm in a class by myself!
The big question is will Joph hit 20000 in 2005, or will we have to wait till 2006 for the blessed event?
I guess I fall under stage 3A. I don't post near as much as I used to. As you can see, I have started hanging around here rather than the game boards as well.
And Jesus H. Christ, 19k+ posts? That's just... wow. /bow to you.
And Jesus H. Christ, 19k+ posts? That's just... wow. /bow to you.
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