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#1 Nov 03 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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It's a natural forum progression. A typical poster in a given allakhazam game forum has several stages of existance:

Stage 1. Newbie
At this point, most of the posts are "how do I?" or "I'm thinking of getting the game/have the game, what should I?". the older estableshed posters sometimes get annoyed at this, and tend to lash out. Usually this stage is over by 100 posts or so.

Stage 2. Newbie with brains.
At this point, the questions start getting a bit more meaningful. the poster starts understanding game mechanics enough toask questions, and see flaws with the game. Some poeople never progress beyond this stage. those posters generally disappear after about a year if they do not progress. Generally 100-500 posts

Stage 3. Occasional regular.
You are here, people know you, can pick you out from the background posts, and listen to what you have to say. At this point, the poster usually branches out into one of several seperate paths:

A. The diehard gamer -- You don't post as much, but you are still here, and when you do post, people take notice because you know the latest in game info. Forums are reserved for downtime between games and when you are looking something up on the site.

B. The disenchanted gamer -- Slowly, the game is loseing it's shine for you. you like to play games, but you don't ;like what the game has become. Slowly you start to post more and more, and play less. Your posts about the game are often somewhat bitter. because of your post count at this point, your oppinions influence the tone of the game forums more than some of the other subtypes. These usually die off at around 1200 posts, or they branch off into the asylum/oot areas. Sometimes they take a year off and then come back, temporarily refreshed. Sometimes they even turn into diehard gamers. If they sucessfully pas 1500 posts, they tend to stay around for a long time

C. the OOT/Asylum poster. Spend most of your time in the off topic forums. You still feel a kinship for your origional game forum, but you don't post there nearly as much. Oddly enough, your time in those forums makes you more able to interact with people in the game forums on a more personal level, so even if you don't play the game anymore, you can often more effectivly direct newbies to get help.

d. The missing. You leave. sometimes you post, usually you don't. 2 months from entering this stage, you are usually lost, never to be seen on the forum again.

Stage 4. Forum mainstay. 2000-5000 posts.

By this point, you aren't going anywhere for a while. you post evrywhere, interact with everyone.

Over time, everyone you started posting with will leave. You will constently be surrounded by new posters. It will be harder and harder to find a truly unique topic. By this time, forum differences and grudges have usually blunted their edges, so while there are some posters you may not like or disagree with, you rarely make an effort to get rid of them or discredit them. Why? because you know that if they leave, the forum will irrevocably change yet again, perhaps this time for the better, but usually for the worst. Change becomes both a blessing, and the enemy. At some point, you will make a choice, continue like that, or get bored and leave.


+5000 posts. Of the millions of people who fisit this board, you are one of less than 20 individuals on this board who have survived this long. It's a mind trip.


Enjoy this version of this forum while you can. Blink, and the forum will never be the same. Pretty soon you will wonder outloud "what ever happened to Dark illyana or Notcoach or any of them." and then it hits you.

sorry, i'm rambling.


I've finally reached level 3! I see a new era of 1337ness on the horizon. I wonder if Joph has attained a previously unknown stage of forum poster.




Edited, Thu Nov 3 13:19:47 2005 by Jacobsdeception
#2 Nov 03 2005 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
What's scary is the uncanny accuracy of this generalization.
#3 Nov 03 2005 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
The Asylum just isn't what it used to be. Ahh, those were the days.
#4 Nov 03 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Who are you again?
#5 Nov 03 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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+5000 posts. Of the millions of people who fisit this board, you are one of less than 20 individuals on this board who have survived this long. It's a mind trip.



Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I wonder if Joph has attained a previously unknown stage of forum poster.



At 20,000 they should incorporate him into a style sheet. Sort of like retiring his jersey only he’s not retired.
#6 Nov 03 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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At 20,000 they should incorporate him into a style sheet. Sort of like retiring his jersey only he’s not retired.
Dana's going to do one better.

His name will shine.
#7 Nov 03 2005 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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At 20,000 they should incorporate him into a style sheet. Sort of like retiring his jersey only he’s not retired.
Dana's going to do one better.

His name will shine.


When the asylum gets renamed to "Joph's House", I think it will be time to retire.
#8 Nov 03 2005 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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You really think that post ***** will retire?
#9 Nov 03 2005 at 12:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I wonder if Joph has attained a previously unknown stage of forum poster.
Hoary MethuselahSmiley: grin

It's the point where you realize that not only do you wonder what ever happened to Dark_Illyanna but you can't even bring the topic up because only two other people know who in the hell Dark_Illyanna ever was.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#10 Nov 03 2005 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
MentalFrog wrote:
You really think that post ***** will retire?


By that point the cycle starts over.

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Slowly, the Asylum is losing it's shine for you. you like to post *****, but you don't like what the Asylum has become. Slowly you start to post less and less. Your posts in the Asylum are often somewhat bitter. Because of your post count at this point, your opinions influence the tone of all of forums more than some of the other subtypes. These usually die off at around 120,000 posts.
#11 Nov 03 2005 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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MentalFrog wrote:
You really think that post ***** will retire?


He's like Brett Favre or Cal Ripken.
#12 Nov 03 2005 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Rolling Stones FTW!
#13 Nov 03 2005 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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The Giant Redwood or sequoia.
#14 Nov 03 2005 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
Elderon the Wise wrote:
What's scary is the uncanny accuracy of this generalization.


hear hear...

so true *grins*
#15 Nov 03 2005 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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I remember when 1000 posts seemed a far away dream and getting into arguments with Notcoach.

I truly should go find a new forum to kill time in Smiley: frown
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#16 Nov 03 2005 at 1:07 PM Rating: Default
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I appear to be in this area somewhere

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Stage 3. Occasional regular.
You are here, people know you, can pick you out from the background posts, and listen to what you have to say. At this point, the poster usually branches out into one of several seperate paths:


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C. the OOT/Asylum poster. Spend most of your time in the off topic forums. You still feel a kinship for your origional game forum, but you don't post there nearly as much. Oddly enough, your time in those forums makes you more able to interact with people in the game forums on a more personal level, so even if you don't play the game anymore, you can often more effectivly direct newbies to get help


I just have to fix one thing, though I can be picked out from the background posts, people don't listen to what I have to say.
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#17 Nov 03 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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What's uncanny is the ability of any thread nowadays to work its way into a Jophiel hugfest.



You're hard to hate. Smiley: frown

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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
What's uncanny is the ability of any thread nowadays to work its way into a Jophiel hugfest.
/jealous

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#20 Nov 03 2005 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
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I am at 5k and have no idea who Notcoach or Dark_Ilywhatever are.

Do I lose credibility now? Cuz I don't have much as it is Smiley: frown
#21 Nov 03 2005 at 1:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
What's uncanny is the ability of any thread nowadays to work its way into a Jophiel hugfest.
/jealous

Smiley: grin

See what I mean?
#22 Nov 03 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I am at 5k and have no idea who Notcoach or Dark_Ilywhatever are.

Do I lose credibility now? Cuz I don't have much as it is Smiley: frown


You have lost so much credibility that it would be safe to call you completely in-credible.





Edited, Thu Nov 3 13:30:33 2005 by Elderon
#23 Nov 03 2005 at 1:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I wonder if Joph has attained a previously unknown stage of forum poster.
Hoary MethuselahSmiley: grin

It's the point where you realize that not only do you wonder what ever happened to Dark_Illyanna but you can't even bring the topic up because only two other people know who in the hell Dark_Illyanna ever was.


I remember that name.
#24 Nov 03 2005 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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What's really bothering me is that my cup o' Wendy's chili is only half filled and it's about 96% red water.

I know the chili is made of three week old hamburger patties, opossum as[/i]sholes and is ejaculated into by a homeless man. Point being, if I order the chili, I want a [i]full cup of rancid patty meat, opossum as[i][/i]shole and homeless man ejaculate.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#25 Nov 03 2005 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
What, no finger? They ripped you off.




It's OK, though. I'll be glad to give you one of mine. Three guesses as to which.
#26 Nov 03 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I wonder if Joph has attained a previously unknown stage of forum poster.
Hoary MethuselahSmiley: grin

It's the point where you realize that not only do you wonder what ever happened to Dark_Illyanna but you can't even bring the topic up because only two other people know who in the hell Dark_Illyanna ever was.


I remember that name.

Wasn't she Piotr's sister?


Obscure X-men trivia rulz.
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