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Bloody Hell! Professor Snape, You've gained Weight!Follow

#1 Nov 02 2005 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
Nothing below this point is Work Safe. Thanks (or very much the opposite) to Somethingawful.com to finding this site for me.






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" I have a son," Severus Snape said quietly, not managing to keep the awe out of his voice.

He was propped up in bed in the Hospital Wing, holding the tiny infant in his arms. Dumbledore levitated a chair from across the room, to rest beside the boy's bed. "Yes you do Severus," he replied as he sat down. "He's beautiful."

Severus glanced up at the Headmaster before gazing at his son once more. "He's perfect."

Albus cleared his throat, "My boy, I need to ask you something rather personal."

Severus looked up at the old man, panic evident in his eyes. He swallowed, "Yes, sir?"

"How was he conceived?"


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Wow, just wow. And there are seriously more websites dedicated to this sort of thing. I am scared peoples, very scared.
#2 Nov 03 2005 at 2:46 AM Rating: Good
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Holy ****, I just read the whole thing. WTF!!!


There is an author somewhere...that needs to seek counseling...
#3 Nov 03 2005 at 2:51 AM Rating: Good
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Holy sh*t, I just read the whole thing. WTF!!!


Was it really necessary to read the whole thing?
#4 Nov 03 2005 at 10:40 AM Rating: Decent
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It was like a Nascar racing crash, you don't want to look.






































But you do anyway.
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