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#27 Nov 02 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I get her the coffee, but charge her $9 for it when you deliver. If she doesn't pay, dump it on the floor in front right in front of her feet.

That will show her, and you'll be the hero!


Smiley: lol

Best idea yet.
#28 Nov 02 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
Wawa sells 16oz Cups of coffee for $1.29. You have your free choice of any creamer, topping of your choice. Around here you can not throw a rock and not hit one.

If not Wawa try a 7-11, same price and creamers and they seem to be everywhere also.

Or! Make it more sentimental, and experiment at home and come with her brew just made by you. Ladies like that from the heart stuff Smiley: inlove
#29 Nov 02 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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$92 a year its eating up.


psst ... its 92-96 per month or $1,104-$1,152 per year and then that varies depending on the price of gas and other variables.


That's freaking expensive for coffee, just buy her a bag of the beans from Starbucks, its about 9-10 bucks a bag, should last ya a good 2-3 weeks at least. Or pre-ground if no grinder in the area, still a money saver either way.

As others have mentioned, get her a coffee pot...


things makes you sound less educated when trying to be technical



Edited, Wed Nov 2 15:34:56 2005 by Kronig


ooh its a month. What the hell are you doing buying her a vinte?

Either way though, hes adding everything in that he would be paying if he went to visit her. You cant count on the gas. It fluxuates hourly now and from what Ive seen the prices are going down. Garage parking? WHy not call her and have her come down to pick it up instead of waltzing in there? Have her come down on her break. And are you doing it every day?

All Im saying is that while she could have picked a much less expensive coffee to go with, I guess Im seeing the bigger picture as opposed to the dollar tag. Tell me, does she do things like that for you? Something that may cost money? Have you deducted that amount out to see who is showing more love by spending more? Im really not saying it at all in bit[b][/b]chiness, but I guess from a womans point of view I look at whats behind the act as opposed to the cost of the act.
#30 Nov 02 2005 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Or I suppose you could keep getting the coffee but **** in it a little bit each time. Eventually she will either no longer like the coffee anymore or you two will have a new fetish to explore.
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#31 Nov 02 2005 at 3:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tell me, does she do things like that for you?
Good point. When you deliver the coffee, ask for a *******.
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#32 Nov 02 2005 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Tell me, does she do things like that for you?
Good point. When you deliver the coffee, ask for a *******.


I'd make sure the coffee has cooled off a bit first, ya know.
#33 Nov 02 2005 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd make sure the coffee has cooled off a bit first, ya know.



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non-fat iced white mocha


It should be about at the right temperature...
#34 Nov 02 2005 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
/woosh!
#35 Nov 02 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Try to have a little fun...
#36 Nov 02 2005 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
Nad, where have you been???? huh???
#37 Nov 02 2005 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Nad, where have you been???? huh???


Long and boring story. Smiley: frown
#38 Nov 02 2005 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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Long and boring story.


Well couldn't you jazz it up with a little sex and debauchery?
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#39 Nov 02 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Long and boring story.


Well couldn't you jazz it up with a little sex and debauchery?


That's what makes it so boring in the first place.
#40 Nov 02 2005 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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That's what makes it so boring in the first place


Well then change it to lesbian sex, OMG do i have to write this story myself?
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#41 Nov 02 2005 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

You may have to.
#42 Nov 02 2005 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Well, for the coffee OP, even though your SO may be addicted to Starcrack, I agree with DSD, go for a smaller size, bring her a coffee maybe once or twice a month, or flat out tell her that it's too expensive. Show her the math and say instead of $96 being spent a month on coffee, you'd like to use the money to take her out for a nice night on the town.

And for the sexed up tale that apparently someone is supposed to provide, make sure there's a plot. I hate **** stories where there is no storyline. I'm big into the role-playing thing. =D
#43 Nov 02 2005 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Or! Make it more sentimental, and experiment at home and come with her brew just made by you. Ladies like that from the heart stuff


That would probably be alot cheaper and earn more points for being a sap from her. Not a bad idea.

I'm not worried about her blabbing to her friends either, seeing as how we just moved here and she knows 0 people.

Actually, she can say whatever the hell she wants, to whomever she wishes, as long as when the door closes and I say "beer and *******" I get results.

I don't buy the large, I buy the "grande" which is techno-hippie speak for ******* medium, at least I think it is.


Anyway, oh wait, before I go finish this movie, I never bothered to learn how to avoid the swear filter since I mostly post on the WoW boards, anyone wanna help me out?

P.S. Episode 3 is letting me down somewhat thus far.
#44 Nov 02 2005 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's 1/20th of a heating bill come this winter


I wish.

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Edited, Wed Nov 2 16:47:27 2005 by Nexa
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#45 Nov 02 2005 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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and I say "beer and *******" I get results.



So you get the beer yourself and a funny look on the way to the kitchen?

Me too.
#46 Nov 02 2005 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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You may have to.


How's this?

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The night pressed on and yet I couldn't pull myself away from the captivating warm glow of IRC. My monitor's soft blue glow carressed the cold recesses of the darkened room. A drink nearly drained and forgotten cocktail stood abandoned nearby. A few ciggerate butts stood like sentinals in the glass, slowly drinking in the last of the liquor as they slipped further and further into the melting ice.

Falls cool brisk chill washed over me almost tearing me away from my chat induced stupor. A cracked and faded snoopy stared out from my well worn blue nighty, one I had certianly grown too tall for, yet I couldn't bring myself to part with it. It always seemed to hike up just a bit to much with each big stretch.

I knew I would have to hit the sack soon, I promised myself it was straight to bed after I rated down these last few posts of xythex's

I shivered partly from the cold and partly from anticipation of that almost certain reply of /butthurt when suddenly a light knock emenated from the front door.

I almost missed it and half considered paying it no mind as my husband wasn't due home for another day when it echoed again, this time a tad more persistant than the first. Slightly irritated I spun up from the chair, knocking the abandoned glass to the floor with a wet crash. Cursing, I quickly stormed through the house, my feet leaving quickly fading whisps of moisture on the cold floor.

I reached the front door and flung it open. My irritation draining away as the fall breeze scattered the papers perched on my small hall table.

There stood the most beautifull woman I had ever seen. her thick hair draped across her frail figure. spilling over her shoulders and almost to the top of her low cut blouse. She seemed to smirk as she took in my figure. With an almost casual flip of bangs she asked "well are you going to invite me in?"

I stammered as the sweat ran down my brow. My chest was heaving, I had never felt like this before. feeling like a timid child I murmered but I don't even know who you are.

"Of course you do" the woman playfully said as she placed one black high heel clad foot towards the door, Im from the forums, I'm...


Edited, Wed Nov 2 16:54:10 2005 by xythex
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#47 Nov 02 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
I say that as long as you can afford it, get her the accursed cup of coffee. I've yet to see an armored car following a hearse.




Feel free to experiment for a cheaper replacement but she should prefer it or prefer saving the money enough to make the switch herself before you go making it for her. She is an adult, after all, and entitled to some say in the matter, even if she is a woman. This casual insult to females brought to you by the thirty-five teenyboppers that got in line just before I walked into Arby's and I WANTED Arby's, damnit.

#48 Nov 02 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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I knew I would have to hit the sack soon, I promised myself it was straight to bed after I rated down these last few posts of xythex's


Smiley: lolSmiley: laugh

I guess it is time for a new Snoopy gown. /sigh

you know me too well
#49 Nov 02 2005 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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I think Xythex has too much time on his hands considering he's got a little one that screeches the moment dadys got happy wave signals. Smiley: dubious
#50 Nov 02 2005 at 6:46 PM Rating: Good
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Episode 3....

Robot (or droid for you fanboys out there) quad weilding the lightsabers was pretty cool.

Last two fight scenes were pretty cool.

Other than that, it was kinda meh.

I won't go more into detail for those of you who haven't seen it. But just fast foward to the fights, you won't miss much else except Natalie Portman's cryface.
#51 Nov 02 2005 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
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you won't miss much else except Natalie Portman's cryface.


"You're breaking my heart, Anny!!" Smiley: cry

paraphrased, since I've only seen it once.
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