I believe in Intelligent DesignFollow

An epiphany struck me just as I woke up this morning that has converted me into the most staunch supporter of ID.

Intelligent Design states that the whole course of evolution was not a matter of chance but rather guided by the divine. Now my original train of thought was that by attributing the driving force behind evolution to a mystical force rather than rationally trying to discover the roots of it is purely bad science. How ever at 7am this morning a thought struck me.

Was Katies miscarriage a biological stroke of luck or was it divinely guided by the hand of God.

The more I thought about it the more my views changed. Surely the loss of Katies baby and her further inability to become preggers could be attributed to pure biological chance but the more I looked at it the more I saw how the numbers were stacked against the fact that a rancid **** like Katie would be unable to propagate. Surely it must be a part of Gods design. God killed Katies unborn fetus and had prevented her from conceiving even after mutiple sessions of unprotected sex.

Therefore I have come to believe that Katies miscarriage was not in fact pure chance, but was rather fate. Clear and unmistakable evidence of the creator guiding the course of human evolution by forcifully aborting what he viewed as an unfit link in his grand scheme. Its Intelligent Design in work, and much more clearly explains what happened than any incomplete science could.

I've been converted.



Edited, Wed Nov 2 12:17:29 2005 by bodhisattva

A post about Katie's ******/miscarriage/whoredom. It really is a slow news week.

It's said that for questions of genesis or afterlife, for which no proof can be forthcoming, each person remains in a state of confusion until they have a meaningful experience that forever after answers the question for them.

Congratulations on finding your certainty. *shivers*

Snip, snip.

Maybe you shouldn't advocate reproduction requirements. Just sayin'.

Fortunately while we can't base your Intelligence Quotient purely on your craptastic spelling, we can base your I.Q. on your asinine and uninteresting posting style.

If your contribution in this thread is not enough evidence I will direct the casual reader to Prorocs stint as Lionsfan. Thankfully we probably don't have to worry about Proroc breeding. Unless he takes to gbajis train of thought when it comes to "date rape".



Edited, Wed Nov 2 12:30:13 2005 by bodhisattva

That's right a "Katie is a *****" and an "Evolution" tread in one.

Proroc is Lionsfan?

Ahhh its all making sense now.

It would look like it is working great... for a few years. Then you would have a requirement review. Maybe the IQ range is a bit too low, maybe we should apply it to a certain geographical area, how about a certian socioeconomic background. Eventually, it would become just like everything else that is divided in this world; Money, those with money wouldn't have to worry about the requirements. Those without better watch out.

Eventually as your curve topped out at the top end they would start cutting more out of the bottom. Pretty soon you would end up with two distinct groups of humanity. Those that had been bred by your law, and those that refused to live under those requirements and fled from the first group.

Read the Time Machine sometime.

Proroc is Lionsfan? I thought Lionsfan and spinshark were the same person, as well as nonlinear. I must have missed th....oh who cares.

The first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning is katie?

Yeah, but, of all the attractive things you can think of... your mind instead goes straight to katie and something involving her snatch?

I don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted out of my mind.