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I've never planned Valentine's Day *this* early beforeFollow

#1 Nov 01 2005 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I'm sitting at my desk this afternoon actually doing real work if you can believe it, when the intercom rings at me. Meeting in the conference room now -- everyone get your *** in there. Wondering what the commotion is about, I hike on down, take my seat and await the announcement:

Last year at the annual company meeting, the owner joked that if we hit a sales goal this year, our next annual meeting would be in Las Vegas. Amazingly, we hit it and he's keeping good to his word and we're going.

Three days, two nights at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas, paid for by the company, with airfare. We have one dinner party/company meeting we have to attend and the rest of the time is ours. Spouses & significant others are invited and the ladyfriend has already agreed to go.

The first day out there is St. Valentine's Day. It's going to be a fun holiday Smiley: smile

Woohoo!
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#2 Nov 01 2005 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be kicking your *** in my mind for Valentine's Day.
#3 Nov 01 2005 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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GFY! Joph, Good For You!

Everyone gets a free trip to Las Vegas Except me. Smiley: motz

Edited, Tue Nov 1 19:45:40 2005 by UndeadShroom
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#4 Nov 01 2005 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
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#5 Nov 01 2005 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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/waits for the "I was fired in Vegas" thread
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#6 Nov 01 2005 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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/waits for the "I was fired in Vegas" thread


Don't forget the "I was drunk and got married" thread, or the "I lost my house gambling" thread.
#7 Nov 02 2005 at 6:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations Joph! That's really cool!

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#8 Nov 02 2005 at 7:34 AM Rating: Decent
You lucky son of a *****! Congrats on belonging to a company that keeps it word!
#9 Nov 02 2005 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats! If you get married in Vegas, do it here.
#10 Nov 02 2005 at 10:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I am heading there from the 1/29-2/3. Last V-Day the convention was over V-Day.
#11 Nov 02 2005 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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I love Las Vegas. I used to go at least 3-4 times a year when I lived in San Diego.

Very romantic thing to do is take your sweetie on a Gondola ride through the Venetian. Pricey, but very romantic.
#12 Nov 02 2005 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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This will actually be the furthest west I've ever been. Been all over the eastern US and into Europe but the furthest west I've gone is St. Louis. And, let me tell ya, once you've seen the Arch, you've seen all St. Louis has to offer. And you can see the Arch from the Illinois side of the river.
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#13 Nov 02 2005 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Make sure to go on the Big Shot at the top of the Stratosphere Tower. It's quite the rush (think Giant Drop, only going up). Oh, and don't blow all your cash at the tables. At the very least, make sure to save some for EQ subscriptions and the like.
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#14 Nov 02 2005 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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I've stayed at the Mandalay Bay several times before. The rooms are nice and the croud is a little more "upitty" then some of the other hotels. They have a really nice lounge/club called the "Rum Jungle". They also have a Hard Rock in there as well.

Do you gamble? Last time I was there I was up 200 dollars until I went to Mandalay Bay. I walked out of that place -350. O well...***** you black!

Vegas is always good times.



Edited, Wed Nov 2 13:52:13 2005 by fenderputy
#15 Nov 02 2005 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I read a review saying Mandalay attracted a lot of too-cool-for-you hipsters and the like. Bully for them; there ain't enough hipness in any living soul to override my thoughts of "I'm here for free! HA!"
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#16 Nov 02 2005 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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It's all about the Flamingo.
#17 Nov 02 2005 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats! Hope you and your "ladyfriend" (I keep hearing Will Ferrell's "Ron Burgundy" when you use that term) have a great time!

Remember...what happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas!

Edited, Wed Nov 2 14:19:35 2005 by Smoggy
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#18 Nov 02 2005 at 2:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:


Remember...what happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas!




I've actually lived by this rule on several occasions. The place really is "Sin City"
#19 Nov 02 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Congrats! Hope you and your "ladyfriend" (I keep hearing Will Ferrell's "Ron Burgundy" when you use that term) have a great time!
Smiley: laugh

I nicked it from The Dude, but I do wear Sex Panther.
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#20 Nov 02 2005 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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I nicked it from The Dude, but I do wear Sex Panther.


Nice!! I hear it slays the ladies! Smiley: tongue
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#21 Nov 02 2005 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Joph, Check out my sexy new avatar...grrrrowwlll!
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#22 Nov 02 2005 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I nicked it from The Dude


Of course you did, since that is the voice I hear everytime I read it. Your lady friend is now an especially eccentric Julianne Moore.

I think I spelled her name wrong, but I can't be bothered to look it up.

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#23 Nov 02 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Your lady friend is now an especially eccentric Julianne Moore.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. ******.
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#24 Nov 02 2005 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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There's that, but this is the dialogue that actually goes through my head every damn time:

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
#25 Nov 02 2005 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Your lady friend is now an especially eccentric Julianne Moore.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. ******.


You have made me uncomfortable. I suggest you leave now.
#26 Nov 02 2005 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
There's that, but this is the dialogue that actually goes through my head every damn time...
"You can imagine where it goes from here..."
"He fixes the cable?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."


Smiley: grin
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