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Points awarded for number of partners, duration, style, and evening gown competition.
Bonus points awarded for MD and Down syndrome sufferers!
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Happy now Joph? God you're sick
Bonus points awarded for MD and Down syndrome sufferers!
Ready go!
Happy now Joph? God you're sick
I fu[/i]cked Niobia in the *** while wearing nothing but her socks.
Do I win?
Do I win?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Happy now Joph? God you're sick
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I did. I am so ashamed.
3 points mentalfrog. You are in the lead. Although Katie's husband is pulling a close second.
3 points mentalfrog. You are in the lead. Although Katie's husband is pulling a close second.
MentalFrog wrote:
I fu[/i]cked Niobia in the *** while wearing nothing but her socks.
That's just wrong!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Neph, FU[b][/b]CK YOU!
Hallway secks w/Neph FTW.
Hallway secks w/Neph FTW.
I've had sex with me, myself, and I.
How many points is that?
How many points is that?
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I ****** Niobia in the *** while wearing nothing but her socks.
That's hawt!
This entire forum should just have one giant orgy.
There's your contest winner.
Edited, Mon Oct 31 15:27:25 2005 by SpinShark
There's your contest winner.
Edited, Mon Oct 31 15:27:25 2005 by SpinShark
MentalFrog wrote:
I fu[/i]cked Niobia in the *** while wearing nothing but her socks.
Do I win?
Do I win?
Did you notice a crooked spine? Does MS count?
NaughtyPotty wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
I fu[/i]cked Niobia in the *** while wearing nothing but her socks.
Why in Bob's name would you wear Niobia's socks?
That's just wrong!
Edited, Mon Oct 31 17:16:58 2005 by MentalFrog
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I was out of condoms.
That reminds me of a friend I had in HS that said he banged a chick using a zip lock bag because he didn't have a rubber.
Good times...for him anyway.
I had sex with a quadrapeligic. We had good sex because with only 1-1/2 of us we could fit in some small kinky places. She helped me get into the mile high club easily, ***** those small bathrooms it sure seemed big enough to me.
We broke up the time she decided to use her mechanical arms to polsih one off for me. I felt bad, but after going to the hospital with a bleeding member, everytime she came near it from then on out it would go limp...
I am sorry Rowanda I still miss you, we had some great times.
We broke up the time she decided to use her mechanical arms to polsih one off for me. I felt bad, but after going to the hospital with a bleeding member, everytime she came near it from then on out it would go limp...
I am sorry Rowanda I still miss you, we had some great times.
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quad·ri·ple·gi·a
n.
Complete paralysis of the body from the neck down
n.
Complete paralysis of the body from the neck down
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am·pu·tee
n.
A person who has had one or more limbs removed by amputation.
n.
A person who has had one or more limbs removed by amputation.
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Last week i penetrated bohdi with a broom stick to the lotr soundtrack
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quad·ri·ple·gi·a
n.
Complete paralysis of the body from the neck down
n.
Complete paralysis of the body from the neck down
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am·pu·tee
n.
A person who has had one or more limbs removed by amputation.
n.
A person who has had one or more limbs removed by amputation.
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bull·sh[/i]it
n.
Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
n.
Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language.
Edited, Tue Nov 1 15:18:01 2005 by MentalFrog
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