Directions:
1) Go to www.google.com
2) Enter the word 'failure' into the search bar
3) Click "I'm feeling lucky"
4) View link
5) Laugh hysterically
Do it and laugh hard, it's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :P
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If you enjoyed that, try this:
1. Go to your bathroom
2. Stand in front of the mirror, facing it
3. Speak the word '******.'
4. Wait 30 seconds for epiphany.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as long as necessary.
1. Go to your bathroom
2. Stand in front of the mirror, facing it
3. Speak the word '******.'
4. Wait 30 seconds for epiphany.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as long as necessary.
*pssst* they're trying to tell you that this has been posted 1,000,000 times, now 1,000,001 times.
They say you learn something new everyday.
Today is an exception.
Today is an exception.
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Do it and laugh hard, it's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :P
That was the first time I've seen that.
Funny, but not THAT funny.
Funny, but not THAT funny.
I went through a sobriety checkpoint last night on my way back from seeing Saw II. They didn't even stop me, just looked at me and said hello. I figured the real way you check if the person is drunk is to see if he runs over the orange cones they set out for the checkpoint itself.
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I went through a sobriety checkpoint last night on my way back from seeing Saw II. They didn't even stop me, just looked at me and said hello. I figured the real way you check if the person is drunk is to see if he runs over the orange cones they set out for the checkpoint itself.
When I was in drivers training they set up a bunch of those cones in the school parking lot. One girl ran over one and got it stuck up in the wheel well, Later in the program she ran into a giant rock and really screwed up the bumper of her training car. She was so embaressed she dropped out of drivers training. A few years later they removed that rock.
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Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
When I was in drivers training, one of the girls that was in my class was driving the car and she almost hit a bridge. How do you not see a bridge?
She was pretty hot, but if brains were dimes she would have had about half a penny.
She was pretty hot, but if brains were dimes she would have had about half a penny.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
This one time, at band camp, I gave a f'uck about the trivial sh;t you people choose to make the invenstment of time and energy to post.
Directions:
1) Go to www.allakhazam.com/forum=4 .
2) Enter the word 'vinto' into the search bar
3) View 'failure in googles eyes' thread
4) select 'awful' then click 'rate posts'
5) Laugh hysterically
Do it and laugh hard, it's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :P LOLBifrons!!!!
1) Go to www.allakhazam.com/forum=4 .
2) Enter the word 'vinto' into the search bar
3) View 'failure in googles eyes' thread
4) select 'awful' then click 'rate posts'
5) Laugh hysterically
Do it and laugh hard, it's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :P LOLBifrons!!!!
Quote:
When I was in drivers training they set up a bunch of those cones in the school parking lot. One girl ran over one and got it stuck up in the wheel well, Later in the program she ran into a giant rock and really screwed up the bumper of her training car. She was so embaressed she dropped out of drivers training. A few years later they removed that rock.
From her head?
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*pssst* they're trying to tell you that this has been posted 1,000,000 times, now 1,000,001 times.
The saddest part about it is that it was only one week ago that it was posted last.
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