1. Go to your bathroom 2. Stand in front of the mirror, facing it 3. Speak the word '******.' 4. Wait 30 seconds for epiphany. 5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as long as necessary.
I went through a sobriety checkpoint last night on my way back from seeing Saw II. They didn't even stop me, just looked at me and said hello. I figured the real way you check if the person is drunk is to see if he runs over the orange cones they set out for the checkpoint itself.
I went through a sobriety checkpoint last night on my way back from seeing Saw II. They didn't even stop me, just looked at me and said hello. I figured the real way you check if the person is drunk is to see if he runs over the orange cones they set out for the checkpoint itself.
When I was in drivers training they set up a bunch of those cones in the school parking lot. One girl ran over one and got it stuck up in the wheel well, Later in the program she ran into a giant rock and really screwed up the bumper of her training car. She was so embaressed she dropped out of drivers training. A few years later they removed that rock.
1) Go to www.allakhazam.com/forum=4 . 2) Enter the word 'vinto' into the search bar 3) View 'failure in googles eyes' thread 4) select 'awful' then click 'rate posts' 5) Laugh hysterically
Do it and laugh hard, it's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :P LOLBifrons!!!!
When I was in drivers training they set up a bunch of those cones in the school parking lot. One girl ran over one and got it stuck up in the wheel well, Later in the program she ran into a giant rock and really screwed up the bumper of her training car. She was so embaressed she dropped out of drivers training. A few years later they removed that rock.