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#1 Oct 28 2005 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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Really, let's play "Where's Joph". I don't recall seeing him write exactly where he's going, but he did say that it was on a airplane. 5 free rateups to the winner!

On your marks.
Get set.
Go!
#2 Oct 28 2005 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waiting, he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry.

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back, I'll wear your wedding ring.

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way.
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times, I won't have to say.
#3 Oct 28 2005 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel and his international crime ring are stealing world treasures. As part of the ASYLUM detective team you are responsible for scouring the globe to collect evidence and make the collar.

There are 8 levels from N00b to Guru. Asylumites can expand their knowledge of world geography and culture, develop deductive reasoning and research skills and practice internet linking. There are over 3,600 clues from 60 countries and cultures and music from around the world.
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#5 Oct 28 2005 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it's a weekend trip. I say Disneyland.

Stay out of the sekrit tunnels, Earwig.
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#6 Oct 28 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wherever it is, I hope the people there have been warned.

Smiley: tongue

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#7 Oct 28 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Wherever it is, I hope the people there have been warned.


Or at least had their shots.
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#8 Oct 28 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
I'm putting my money on here.

#9 Oct 28 2005 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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next time I visit my family in indiana I'll be sure to get jophiel a present at jophiel
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#10 Oct 28 2005 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Joph's a tranny?! Smiley: confused
#11 Oct 28 2005 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
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He went to Vegas for a weekend of hookers, binge drinking, gambling and golf.
#12 Oct 28 2005 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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He mentioned something about "not pretending anymore" and "letting his true feelings out" last night in guild chat.

/shrug
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#13 Oct 28 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
He mentioned something about "not pretending anymore" and "letting his true feelings out" last night in guild chat.

/shrug


So maybe they are male hookers. Smiley: yikes
#14 Oct 28 2005 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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He didn't go anywhere. He's building a post farming robot in his basement. Using duct tape, old mannequin parts, and rabbit brains.













NWS if nekkid mannequins turn you on.
#15 Oct 28 2005 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
Demea wrote:
He mentioned something about "not pretending anymore" and "letting his true feelings out" last night in guild chat.

/shrug


Well, sounds like either he's coming out of the closet or he's chasing tail.

Either way, I'm rooting for his happiness and wellbeing.

I propose a toast: to one colorful, witty, productive member of our assylum community - and the dread of bunnies everywhere.

Here's to Jophiel.

\drink

Joph, if chasing tail, we want photographic proof
#16 Oct 28 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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He didn't go anywhere. He's building a post farming robot in his basement.


Why would an cleverly scripted IRC bot need a post farming robot?
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#17 Oct 28 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel and his international crime ring are stealing world treasures. As part of the ASYLUM detective team you are responsible for scouring the globe to collect evidence and make the collar.

There are 8 levels from N00b to Guru. Asylumites can expand their knowledge of world geography and culture, develop deductive reasoning and research skills and practice internet linking. There are over 3,600 clues from 60 countries and cultures and music from around the world.


I tried playing but I went to Baltimore instead of Boston so the people there had no idea who I was asking about. Smiley: frown
#18 Oct 28 2005 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Why would an cleverly scripted IRC bot need a post farming robot?
Sock troll.
#19 Oct 28 2005 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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My 18 year old went to LA to see some quildmates this weekend. She is staying with a guy who is about Joph's age.

Now, I'm wondering who she is really is with.
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#20 Oct 30 2005 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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Oh snap! Joph's bangin Elne's daughter. Someone call the CIA.
#21 Nov 01 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Well, it's a weekend trip. I say Disneyland.

Stay out of the sekrit tunnels, Earwig.


I'd say this looks like a
winner!
Joph may have spilled it earlier, but this is the first mention I've seen of it.
Rate ups for j00!
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