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The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
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Hanging around... some kind of lonely clown....
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Hanging around... some kind of lonely clown....
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The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
Speaking of clowns, Killer Clowns from Outer Space was on last night at midnight.
On the plus side, this suggests I can murder people on my front lawn with impunity and leave their corpses lying about!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
On the plus side, this suggests I can murder people on my front lawn with impunity and leave their corpses lying about!
/mourn bunnies
Jophiel wrote:
On the plus side, this suggests I can murder people on my front lawn with impunity and leave their corpses lying about!
At least for a couple hours. Is that enough time to make it to Canada for you?
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
On the plus side, this suggests I can murder people on my front lawn with impunity and leave their corpses lying about!
At least for a couple hours. Is that enough time to make it to Canada for you?
I would try for Mexico. Better weather and cheaper Alcohol.
The One and Only Proroc wrote:
I would try for Mexico. Better weather and cheaper Alcohol.
Meh. Within 3 hours of being in Mexico a Tijuana Federale was threatening to toss my white *** in jail if I didn’t pay him. I think I’ll run to Canada if I am trying to avert the law.
Canada = free Medical insurance (ya?)
Mexico = Extremely cheap beer. Get wasted for ONLY $1.25!!!
hmm...
Mexico = Extremely cheap beer. Get wasted for ONLY $1.25!!!
hmm...
Thats the way to go! If you make the "we cant make this stuff up" news bin, your golden. 
article wrote:
I guess she knew what she was doing.
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"It looked like something somebody would have rigged up," she said.
I guess she knew what she was doing.
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