Finally, we have a World Series Champion in Chicago!!!
The 2nd team of a second city wins the God-damn World Series!!!
**** on you Shoeless Joe and the Black Sox Curse
Edited, Thu Oct 27 02:38:50 2005 by RedjedBlue
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F[i][/i]uck the Sox. That is all.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Well, i was semi-rooting for houston, but it's not too big a deal to me. I was kinda hoping to see Biggio and Bagwell finally get their dues after sticking with the astros for so long.
But congratulations!
But congratulations!
There was a baseball game?
Is that the World Series where only American teams play in it?
Field of Dreams was a good movie. 
TheDave wrote:
Is that the World Series where only American teams play in it?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Field of Dreams was a good movie.
So was The Natural.
I wasn't even paying attention to baseball for this one. I knew the Sox were in it, but not who they were playing.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Baseball ends when Football begins. I am just glad the Yankess got knocked out earlier in the playoffs.
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So was The Natural.
That was the cheesiest fu[b][/b]cking movie ever.
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Baseball ends when Football begins. I am just glad the Yankess got knocked out earlier in the playoffs.
We're about 8 weeks into the football season, buddy.
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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So was The Natural.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
There's no crying in baseball.
If it wasn't for Tom Hanks, I would have agreed. A League of Their Own was a comedy, it wasn't meant to be some chessy piece of **** baseball epic like The Natural tried to be.
If it wasn't for Tom Hanks, I would have agreed. A League of Their Own was a comedy, it wasn't meant to be some chessy piece of **** baseball epic like The Natural tried to be.
Sir Weebs wrote:
There was a baseball game?
Well, as a Hosuton fan, I'd have to tell you no. It wasn't a baseball game, but more of an endless slaughter to everyone that cares about sports in Hosuton.
The Texans suck more di[/u]ck than an Oregon senator and the Astros really proved PP right in the assumption that they didn't belong there.
Since I could care less about NBA basketball, I'm going to just pretend like sports don't exist anymore. I was never interested in baseball anyways and I never will be again unless the Astros manage to win at least one game in the World Series. The likelihood of that happening can be impirically understood as "I will never pay attention to baseball again."
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
A League of Their Own was a comedy
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Madonna was in it. Of course it was a comedy.
I'm not denying it was billed as a comedy. I'm denying it was funny.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm not denying it was billed as a comedy. I'm denying it was funny.
Major League ... now that was funny.
Edited, Thu Oct 27 12:11:04 2005 by fenderputy
Joph wrote:
I'm not denying it was billed as a comedy. I'm denying it was funny.
Ahem...
I wrote:
Madonna was in it.
With her and Rosie and Geena Davis, comedy is sure to ensue!
There's no crying in baseball. That part was funny. It is also , coincedently the only part I remember.
No crying in baseball...crazy Tom Hanks.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Too bad it only had about four funny lines
Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a ***** with a little hat on? ~ Hanks
See, how it works is, the train moves...not the station ~ Lovitz
Well, I'm off to give the wife a little pickle tickle and I'm on my way ~ Lovitz
...
I count three. Meh.
Anyway, 61 was one of the best baseball movies.
Edit: cause too many anyways spoil the pot
Edited, Thu Oct 27 12:14:59 2005 by Mearyk
Wasn't Madonna in some movie where she got nailed in a parking garage?
I'm not sure what that has to do with anyhting but it came to mind. Major League was pretty good.
I'm not sure what that has to do with anyhting but it came to mind. Major League was pretty good.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I actually really love Major League much more than I should, or would normally admit.
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Wasn't Madonna in some movie where she got nailed in a parking garage?
I'm not sure what that has to do with anyhting but it came to mind. Major League was pretty good.
I'm not sure what that has to do with anyhting but it came to mind. Major League was pretty good.
Body of Evidence. God she was so dirty in that movie.
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Best Sports Movie Ever
Yes smoggy that was.
Back on a baseball note, Bull Durham had to be one of the best baseball movies ever. Just one of my favorite excerpts (for those who don't know - Crash is a catcher played by Kevin Costner)
AS THE RUNNER BARRELS TOWARD THE PLATE -- Crash takes the throw.
THE RUNNER SLIDES -- Crash blocks the plate. A cloud of dust. A close play.
THE UMPIRE SIGNALS "SAFE" -- And Crash flips out. In a second he is nose to nose with the UMPIRE.
CRASH - I got him on the knee!
UMPIRE - You missed him!
CRASH - God damn It, Jack, he still ain't touched the plate.
THEIR FACES ARE INCHES APART -- Screaming face to face.
UMPIRE - Don't bump me.
CRASH - It was a cok'sucking call!
UMPIRE - Did you call me a cok'sucker?
CRASH - No! I said It was a cok-sucking call and you can't run me for that!
UMPIRE - You missed the tag!
CRASH - You spit on me!
UMPIRE - I didn't spit on you!
CRASH - You're in the wrong business, Jack--you're Sears-Roebuck material!
UMPIRE - You're close, Crash, you want me to run you? I'll run you!
CRASH - You want me to call you a cok'sucker?!
UMPIRE - Try it! Go ahead. Call me a cok'sucker!
CRASH - Beg me!
UMPIRE - Call me a cok'sucker and you're outta here!
CRASH - Beg me again!
UMPIRE - Call me a cok'sucker and you're outta here!
CRASH - You're a cok'sucker!
UMPIRE - You're outta here!
THE UMP THEATRICALLY THROWS CRASH out of the game.
ANNIE AND MILLIE STARE at the radio.
TEDDY ON THE RADIO
...I've never seen Crash so angry and frankly, Bull fans, he used a certain word that's a "no-no" with umpires...
MILLIE
Crash musta called the guy a cok'sucker
ANNIE
God, he's so romantic...
OMG - It's so funny I am crying. Need to go pop that movie in the DVD right now.
Edited, Thu Oct 27 18:59:07 2005 by IronhideBismarck
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