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#1 Oct 26 2005 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Overheard in New York

How many of you have checked out this site? It's been a while for me and I saw a link to it in another msg board. This time I remembered to actually bookmark it.

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A bunch of people walk by a guy peeing.

Guy: Don't ******* look at my *****!

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#2 Oct 26 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Hehe, it almost sounds like a bunch of witty people live in NYC.
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#3 Oct 26 2005 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
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And their fair share of asshats, too:
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Girl on cell: Oh my god, I'm the embodiment of crack right now. I'm still drunk from last night. And wow, I just got a bad look from two Mexicans and we know that never happens. Oh my god, another bad Mexican look. What the **** is happening? Oh my god, a cat...Shut up, oh my god, the world is conspiring against me. As soon as I said "cat" a kid came around the corner. What's next, a demon? Cats, kids, demons.
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#4 Oct 26 2005 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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It's a wonder more people don't get sucker-punched in the face on a regular basis in the city.
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#5 Oct 27 2005 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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/shrug Yep, that is humanity. I was expecting more, perhaps, since I've never been to New York, but most say silly things once in a while, some say clever things once in a while, many are ignorant, many are cynical.

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#6 Oct 27 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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I like that site. Got it bookmarked and I read it when ever I remember. Which isn't too often these days.
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#7 Oct 27 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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The key here is that with so many millions in one place the mass of humanity is easily ignored. Unless I am in front of my office or home, I can pretty confidently assume that all the people around me on the street are people I will never run into again. So I can talk to the person next to me with the same care as if we were alone. With almost everyone who has been here a while doing the same, you can overhear some interesting stuff you would not get to overhear elsewhere.

Edited, Thu Oct 27 17:09:28 2005 by fhrugby
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#8 Oct 27 2005 at 4:14 PM Rating: Default
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I laughed at that hard enough that I almost peed. I feel like an excitable terrier now. Thanks so much for that.

/butthurt

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#9 Oct 27 2005 at 11:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Confirmed: Biological Terrorism Hits New York

My guy friend and I stopped on the sidewalk to finish up a conversation and say goodbye. A man walks by and gave a hard shoulder nudge to my friend and kept walking.

Guy friend: Yeah, excuse me!
Man: You stopped in the middle of the sidewalk. You can't stop in the middle of the sidewalk; people need to get by.

An argument ensues, then the man walks away. He changes his mind, walks back and gets within inches of my friend's face.

Man: I have a cold and I'm going to talk right in your face!

--Broadway & Fulton




now that is just classic
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#10 Oct 28 2005 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Some of the stuff in the archive are just batshi[u][/u]t amazing.

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#11 Oct 28 2005 at 5:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Guy: Where the fu[b][/b]ck is this bi[i][/i]tch?...Oh sorry 'bout the language ladies. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about my girlfriend.


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After reading that site, I might actually visit NYC sometime.
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#12 Oct 28 2005 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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*****: You are all a bunch of crackers...What are you laughing at, Jew? We have a cracker and a Jew, it's like a Lunchable.

--1 train


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#13 Oct 29 2005 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Black guy: It really tore me up to have to beat that ***** with a chair.

-Times Square


Smiley: laugh

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Guy on bike: ...and she said, "What are you going to do, shoot me?" and that was the last thing she ever said.

-Forrest Hills


I guess you have to be careful who you say that to.
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