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I know. Its all just so credible. I'm sure half the people here date supermodels, have PhDs, six figure incomes...and sharks with freaking lazers on their heads.
I think an alternative test is in order:
1. Are you a ninja?
Not this Halloween
2. Can you fly?
Not legally but I have completed ground school
3. Can you become invisible at will?
Appearently only when Im driving.
4. Are you famous?
More Infamous
5. Nobel prize?
Nope
6. Which one(s)?
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7. How many?
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8. First million, already?
Spent yes saved no
9. First billion?
give it time
10. Son of God? God's representative on earth? God him/herself? In a manner of speaking we all are.
11. Met the Queen?
Does Freddy Mercury count?
12. Beat Vegas?
Only that time I didn't gamble
13. Been tossed out of DisneyLand?
doh! Yep appearently you're not permitted to bring beer into the park.