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Moody, 45, of Pittston, Maine, was arrested on June 26 after a 14-year-old girl reported hearing a noise and then seeing a face looking up at her from the pit toilet on U.S. Forest Service property in Albany.
You can't make this stuff up.
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Flush with success - Maine man avoids jail term for invasion of privy-see.
You can't make this stuff up.
You can't make this stuff up.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Christ, there have to be easier ways of getting a glimpse of 14 year old poosay.
No, but my Dad knows him (they aren't buddies or anything, but it's a small town). The town I grew up in is right next to Pittston.
I'm telling you, if you see Maine in the news, it's going to be something stupid. My husband called me at work one day just after he had moved here to let me know that he was watching the news and that the big story was a turkey chasing a tractor. Evidently, the turkey had been chasing this tractor for going on 20 minutes, which meant the news crews must have raced to the scene for this big story. He was fuming, he was so irritated. I said, "Would you rather it was shootings and robberies?" He didn't complain after that.
Yep, Maine is all about wildlife and perverts and occasionally both at once.
Nexa
I'm telling you, if you see Maine in the news, it's going to be something stupid. My husband called me at work one day just after he had moved here to let me know that he was watching the news and that the big story was a turkey chasing a tractor. Evidently, the turkey had been chasing this tractor for going on 20 minutes, which meant the news crews must have raced to the scene for this big story. He was fuming, he was so irritated. I said, "Would you rather it was shootings and robberies?" He didn't complain after that.
Yep, Maine is all about wildlife and perverts and occasionally both at once.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It's like the Shawshank Redemtion of peeping toms.
He could have really just wanted a nice golden shower. This man is sick and wrong.
Edited, Tue Oct 25 17:34:26 2005 by fenderputy
He could have really just wanted a nice golden shower. This man is sick and wrong.
Edited, Tue Oct 25 17:34:26 2005 by fenderputy
Go Go United States of America!
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Ayuh, .....park the "Kah" in the "dooryard".
I've got some crazy cousins up there somewhere. Once in a while we get together and get hammered. Usually involves a lake, a bon fire, and a keg. Mainers can drink.
I've got some crazy cousins up there somewhere. Once in a while we get together and get hammered. Usually involves a lake, a bon fire, and a keg. Mainers can drink.
What force would drive someone to settle in human waste for just a glimpse of a females privates?
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What force would drive someone to settle in human waste for just a glimpse of a females privates?
I'd go with insanity.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Christ, there have to be easier ways of getting a glimpse of 14 year old poosay.
Like offering candy?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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I said, "Would you rather it was shootings and robberies?" He didn't complain after that.
Strangely enough, I would feel more comfortable with shootings and robberies. City life FTW!
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Would you like to come and see my puppies?
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What force would drive someone to settle in human waste for just a glimpse of a females privates?
Not just that either. Imagine how many sagging nutsacks this guy has to endure looking at.
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