I plan to go trick-or-treating like I always do, dressed in my plain old boring Prussian Officer's Helmet, in a pink Tu-Tu while riding on the back of a Burro.
This also is an excellent time to practice some of my Portuguese on my neighbors, 'Halloween feliz, eu quero algum ***-hole do doce. '
Heh-heh last year some wiseacre put a razorblade in an apple and some glass in a 'Snickers' bar in my burlap sack treat bag,
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Edited, Tue Oct 25 16:25:18 2005 by RedjedBlue