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ARGUMENT FROM KITCHEN APPLIANCES
1. My toaster isn’t God.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
1. My toaster isn’t God.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
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Edited, Sat Oct 22 14:34:52 2005 by Demea
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
1. [Arbitrary passage from OT]
2. [Arbitrary passage from NT]
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
1. [Arbitrary passage from OT]
2. [Arbitrary passage from NT]
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
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ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK
1. Christianity is Borg.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
1. Christianity is Borg.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
1. See my fist?
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
1. See my fist?
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
What I ain't scared I ain't scared.
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ARGUMENT FROM DEMOCRACY
(1) God would never allow a non-Christian to become president.
(2) There has never been a non-Christian president.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
(1) God would never allow a non-Christian to become president.
(2) There has never been a non-Christian president.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
....
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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Argument from Rousseau
If there were a people of gods, it would govern itself democraticly. Such a government is not suited to men.
Democracy doesn't exist
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Argument from Rousseau
If there were a people of gods, it would govern itself democraticly. Such a government is not suited to men.
Democracy doesn't exist
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ARGUMENT FROM HIT-AND-RUN
1) [Atheist creates message board account and logs in]
2) "GOD IS FONEY AND ALL U STOOPID THEIST MOREONS WILL ROT IN JAIL MARK MY WERDS!!!!!!!!@#3FD"
3)[Atheist logs off and never returns]
4)Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
1) [Atheist creates message board account and logs in]
2) "GOD IS FONEY AND ALL U STOOPID THEIST MOREONS WILL ROT IN JAIL MARK MY WERDS!!!!!!!!@#3FD"
3)[Atheist logs off and never returns]
4)Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
I am god. Therefore your toaster does not exist! hah! take that! you're toaster got godslapped!
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ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
1. Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
2. Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
3. I propose that God doesn’t exist.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
Best one, and you can't disprove that its the best.
1. Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
2. Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
3. I propose that God doesn’t exist.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
Best one, and you can't disprove that its the best.
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ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
1. Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
2. Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
3. I propose that God doesn’t exist.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
Best one, and you can't disprove that its the best.
1. Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
2. Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
3. I propose that God doesn’t exist.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
Best one, and you can't disprove that its the best.
I propose God does not exist.
Leondol wrote:
I propose God does not exist.
I propose that your toaster doesn't exist either. Hrmph. Wanna see me shoot lightning bolts out of your ***?
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Kao, seriously: lay off the Nyquil.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Kao, seriously: lay off the Nyquil.
He looks like he's having fun; why do you haff ta go and punch him in the spooch like that? Why are you such a party pooper? Can't you be nice for once? Where are your manners? Have you no respect? Actions have consequences.
No clue where I'm going with this. Carry on.
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