Myself? I was at a toga party with my friends. Tons of hot ladiez half naked, no one dancing...which is kinda lame, but whatever.
There's this girl that I'm emfatuated(sp?) with. She's the cutest 5'4" blonde I've ever met. I'd be celebate until marriage for her if she wanted it. I invited her, she came...then, after ONE (1) dance with me...they leave (she and her friends). I wasn't even buzzed, but I had a buzz kill. She still tells me to "call her tomorrow" which I'll do...but I have no idea what the hell is running through her gorgeous head...
So yeah, I left the party semi-depressed, made myself a grilled cheese samich, and I find myself here...talking to you people.
So, why are you here?
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I can't sleep, my dad had another stroke and is in really bad shape. Since it's 2:40am right now there's nothing else to do, so I'm lurking. Yay for Fridays.
I'm fu[b][/b]cking drunk
Yeesh sabo, that's depressing. I hope everything works out.
As for me, I just can't sleep and have nothing better to do at the moment.
As for me, I just can't sleep and have nothing better to do at the moment.
Collin Ferrel is not making appropriate hand gestures in that avatard. 
Meh! Worn out, babysat twins for a friend of mine today, finished getting things in order for Mr.Katie's return. We are down to less than a week! I cant wait! Trying to keep busy so these last few days will go by faster. I'm exhausted but still not able to sleep from the excitement.
I'm sending good wishes you way, Sabo. I'm sorry about your father.
Katie, get some sleep! Bags under the eyes are not sexy.
Katie, get some sleep! Bags under the eyes are not sexy.
Hey Roller, a good way to get rid of those blues is instead of going home depressed, you get yourself and a few girls from the party of you choice all sloshed up. Have a private party with them, then call the blonde in the morning. You will feel like you are king of the world! (It's not cheating so you have done nothing wrong!) 
Being single rocked.
Being single rocked.
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Hey Roller, a good way to get rid of those blues is instead of going home depressed, you get yourself and a few girls from the party of you choice all sloshed up. Have a private party with them, then call the blonde in the morning. You will feel like you are king of the world! (It's not cheating so you have done nothing wrong!)
Of course if she finds out the only thing she's gunna give you is the FINGER.
and FYI...infatuation
Sorry to hear that Sabo. Hope your dad is ok.
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Hey Roller, a good way to get rid of those blues is instead of going home depressed, you get yourself and a few girls from the party of you choice all sloshed up. Have a private party with them, then call the blonde in the morning. You will feel like you are king of the world! (It's not cheating so you have done nothing wrong!)
Of course if she finds out the only thing she's gunna give you is the FINGER.
and FYI...infatuation
Not in my experience.
That's my problem though, I have NO "game" whatsoever. It's not easy for me, even drunk, to approach girls and then, having done that, convince them they want to go home with me.
Yeah...I know...I suck...
Yeah...I know...I suck...
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That's my problem though, I have NO "game" whatsoever. It's not easy for me, even drunk, to approach girls and then, having done that, convince them they want to go home with me.
Yeah...I know...I suck...
Yeah...I know...I suck...
Step one: Smile
Step two: Look confident, introduce yourself and offer a to buy drinks for a girl AND her friends.
Step three: Ask questions about her and look interested. Get to know all her friends' names. MEMORY IS IMPORTANT (It gives the illusion that you are a good listener.)
Step four: Comment on things such as how great she and her friends are, and that you are really enjoying yourself
Step five: Mention that you have plans to go to a diner or something after the party, and see if she wants to accompany you.
At this point, if she says yes, you are in. The 2 most important things when using this approach are:
1) When approaching that group of girls to begin with, you talk to the one who made eye contact with you, or seems to non-chalantly be flipping her hair. That is the body language you are looking for. Even if she is not 'the hawtest one', she is the one you have a chance with. As you get better, you will learn how to use your 'in' then read the body language of the friends to see which ones you might have a chance with.
2) Never talk about yourself. Always redirect any questions about you to questions about her or comments about something unrelated. Example: Q: So what do you think about religion? A: I think religion is important to some people and not so much to others, what do you think about it? (Note the redirection).
Tomorrow on 'How to be a harlot'; How to get those swedish twins to go home with you.
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Ask questions about her and look interested.
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Don't stare at her boobs.
FTFY
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Ask questions about her and look interested.
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Don't stare at her boobs.
FTFY
That's how not to look like a complete moran. That would be taught in Harlot pre-school. I don't offer those classes.
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That's how not to look like a complete moran. That would be taught in Harlot pre-school. I don't offer those classes.
Maybe you should start...most college-age guys I know could use the lesson. Funny as hell when the girl says, "My eyes are up here." and turns away from them.
Sorry to thear that Sabo. I hope your dads ok. My thoughts are with you and yours.
Katie, I second Fleas stance. Eye bags are just not sexy at all
Katie, I second Fleas stance. Eye bags are just not sexy at all
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