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#27 Oct 21 2005 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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I find the perfect gift for elne clare is some jewlry and a few orgasms.
We provide our own sound effects.


Old people sex is not cool. Unless I get to play too.


Ficks'd.
#28 Oct 21 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
The Perfect present...

Lifelong monogomy ftw.

Edit** Lifelong monogomous orgasms ftw!

=)

Edited, Fri Oct 21 18:58:44 2005 by WriteMindedLefty
#29 Oct 21 2005 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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Jonwin wins (in more ways than one). Smiley: wink2

Yeah, Neph, experienced lovers are sooooo terrible. What a moran.
#30 Oct 21 2005 at 5:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, Neph, experienced lovers are sooooo terrible. What a moran.


Let me repeat...

Old people sex is not cool.

I am having a hard time seeing where I said, or inferred in any way that experienced lovers are terrible? I didn't now did I?

Hush.
#31 Oct 21 2005 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
Just curious here...

What exactly is the definition of old here?

Smiley: motz
#32 Oct 21 2005 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
WriteMindedLefty the Venerable wrote:
Just curious here...

What exactly is the definition of old here?

Smiley: motz


60+
#33 Oct 21 2005 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: yippee

Young, sexy, 37.

Smiley: cool
#34 Oct 21 2005 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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60, until of course you're approaching 60, and you have long since gotten over your ageist hang ups about sex and realize youngsters who imply "old" people should be celibate are morans.

Smiley: tongue

Edited, Fri Oct 21 22:59:14 2005 by Yanari
#35 Oct 21 2005 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
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60, until of course you're approaching 60, and you have long since gotten over your ageist hang ups about sex and youngsters who imply "old" people should be celibate are morans.


Grammar said huh?

#36 Oct 21 2005 at 6:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh, the PSP is great for doing stuff besides playing games, (watching DVDs, surfing the 'net) but if you're going to get a handheld solely for games, the Nintendo DS is better. You think Lumines is addictive? Play Meteos for an hour or two. Then try to stop. Good luck.

And the girls are sure to love games like Nintendogs. Lovable puppies = instant love.

I could go on and on about the different games, there's really a lot of excellent titles out. And the DS is a bit less expensive.

Meanwhile, the PSP... well, it really doesn't have a killer app, there's no games that really stand out. It's great for playing movies... if that's what you want to do with it.
#37 Oct 21 2005 at 6:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think I *need* one of those myself!


Mine is spiffy. Lumens = semi ultimate game. tetris is still better

Someday, I shall rule Tetris, the MMORPG!
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#38 Oct 21 2005 at 7:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Jonwin wins (in more ways than one). Smiley: wink2

Yeah, Neph, experienced lovers are sooooo terrible. What a moran.



As long as Jonwin can give me multible orgasms I'm happy.

Only problem I have with the Jewelry for my birthday is that somehow Jonwin slips up and I get it 7 months early. But then he has great taste and it's all orginal handcrafted work by jewelers I like, so I'm happy.




We're not that old yet, but then having kids Neph's age may make me seem that way

Having sex with anyone under 35 isn't worth the effort in my experience. Until they can no longer get it up, even with drugs, age and experience makes for better lovers.

Course it helps if they are in reasonable shape too.


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#39 Oct 21 2005 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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I find the perfect gift for elne clare is some jewlry and a few orgasms.
We provide our own sound effects.


Old people sex is not cool.


Unless you happen to be the old person.
#40 Oct 21 2005 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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Old = me.
#41 Oct 21 2005 at 9:46 PM Rating: Good
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I know you're not, Elne (and Jonwin). But 40 or 60, I still plan on getting funky with the Mr.!
#42 Oct 22 2005 at 4:11 AM Rating: Good
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I would think about a PSP but Elne already has a hand held entertainment device. I think all her daughters do as well.

Yes I usually see some jewlry at Balticon that I buy.
I also take her to Philcon which is around her birthday.
This year she even chose Philcon over an concert.

Oh and a rate up for Yanari.
#43 Oct 22 2005 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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Another vote for Jonwin. A man that goes for the gold in more ways than one. Nephth, it's gonna do you no good to be squeamish when you're giving the Mrs. What For in the third trimester, not to mention six weeks after birth. Try to get over that.

I myself hate videogames. If I got a PSP I'd demand the receipt, give it right back and buy myself shoes. Blech.
#44 Oct 22 2005 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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ElneClare wrote:
Having sex with anyone under 35 isn't worth the effort in my experience.
Spoken like someone over 35 Smiley: frown
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#45 Oct 22 2005 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
Having sex with anyone under 35 isn't worth the effort in my experience.
Spoken like someone over 35 Smiley: frown


Actually spoken like someone for who found that at 35, sex went from good to Very Very GOOD! Age and experience does have some wonderful benefits.
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#46 Oct 22 2005 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
ElneClare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
Having sex with anyone under 35 isn't worth the effort in my experience.
Spoken like someone over 35 Smiley: frown


Actually spoken like someone for who found that at 35, sex went from good to Very Very GOOD! Age and experience does have some wonderful benefits.


A woman does not peak sexually until 34ish anyway. For men it's 18. Food for thought.
#47 Oct 22 2005 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
Having sex with anyone under 35 isn't worth the effort in my experience.
Spoken like someone over 35 Smiley: frown


Actually spoken like someone for who found that at 35, sex went from good to Very Very GOOD! Age and experience does have some wonderful benefits.


A woman does not peak sexually until 34ish anyway. For men it's 18. Food for thought.


Ah, that explains why my senior year my 36 year old Gym teacher and I would go for hours...
#48 Oct 22 2005 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I let my gf play Halo the other day.

Now she kicks my *** at it.
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