Necro Bastiges....Follow

This new brand of necroposting scum is beginning to kick my ***.

I get all into a subject, and want to add a comment. Then, I see it's from last year. Lately, the little lacklustre fu[/b]ckwits have been going back 1 year exactly to the date. Bags me every time.

Start banning these necro as[b]swipes.

In the meantime, I suggest all you Necro-Scum S.S.T.A.S.

Thank you in advance.




Su[b]ck. Sh[/b]it. Through. a Straw.

1. Get a good strong straw. (Like for use with a milkshake.)

2. Follow the fattest trucker you can find, into the restroom.

3. Wait for him to grind out a floater. (Truckers usually leave behind a good 10-15 lb mass of waste.)

4. Get to work! You may have to work around some corn, or hard beans, but anyone as consistant as you have been, should have no problem.

5. Enjoy.



Edited, Fri Oct 21 07:47:08 2005 by Weebs

**** you! I am entitled to my monthly flow!

Unicorns and Rainbows.

worse...NJ

I just think it sucks that I fall for it time and time again.


My mudflaps say A. Duie Pyle.

Rainbows? Unicorns? I am not totally di[b][/b]ckless.

You see a steaming pile of crap once a week in front of your apartment?

Dont worry I have heard it all. We are Gomer Pyle, Doody Pile, Douchebag Pyle, you name it.

But we are 99.7% on time out of our Jersey terminal most months. Never falling below 99.5% In customer service, as well as the handling of our freight. Haz-Mat, or overdimension, no one can match us. We cost more, but when you want it shipped right you call Doo Doo Pile.

Go Company Go!

Long trips get old fast. I stay local, so I am home every night. I work a bit harder than a line haul guy, but I get my weekends with the family.

Driving a truck isn't so bad. Once you have a bit of experience and get into a quality company.

Over the road guys smell bad.