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#1 Oct 20 2005 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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Cops Nab 15-Year-Old Ninja
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

The people of Sioux Falls, S.D., can finally sleep soundly in their beds: The nefarious midnight ninja has been nabbed.

Cops responding to numerous 911 calls last week pulled up to a 41st Street curb to find a ninja patrolling the shadows armed with a pair of nunchakus and a sheathed sword, according to the Argus Leader.

However, the 15-year-old shadow warrior, Cal Geiser, was apparently just doing his job, promoting a local store selling Halloween costumes called Halloween Express.

"I was just out walking around in my ninja costume, twirling my nunchakus," Geiser told the Argus Leader. "After 20 minutes of that, I took out my sword and looked at it. I turned around, and there was a cop pointing his gun at me."

After the officer took off his mask and cuffed him, Geiser told the Argus Leader, "They were like, 'Oops.'"

— Thanks to Out There reader Jeremy H.



This is a great late Thursday afternoon read.

linky, FoxNews..i know, i know.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 16:06:30 2005 by Frakkor
#2 Oct 20 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, I know I'll sleep better tonight.

#3 Oct 20 2005 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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They probably wanted him off of the street because of his skillz.
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#5 Oct 20 2005 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
numchuck sills, bo staff skills, computer hacking skills.

skillz that killz.
#6 Oct 20 2005 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
Since this arrest just happened yesterday, I doubt that anyone posted about it a month ago. I could be wrong.
#7 Oct 20 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Decent
THIS is the real story.


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Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest ***** ever, bigger than the biggest blackest ***** alive. The ninja's ***** smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.


#8 Oct 20 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
That story is so fake. Everyone knows that the most boners an pirate dressed up as an old idiot can pop is 12.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 16:29:57 2005 by Frakkor
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