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#27 Oct 20 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
She may also have reacted the way she did because she was expected you to play along with her and read the dude's mail.

Throwing down the law may have startled her and caused her to flip out like a ninja.


You have to keep those womyns in line somehow. Otherwise they would just up and leave the kitchen!

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#28 Oct 20 2005 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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You sure understand teh womyns Flea'lo. I think my wife would appreciate being married to you more. If you had a *****. Smiley: glare

If?
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#29 Oct 20 2005 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
You sure understand teh womyns Flea'lo. I think my wife would appreciate being married to you more. If you had a *****. Smiley: glare

If?


A -real- *****.
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#30 Oct 20 2005 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
A -real- *****.

Close enough for government work, my friend.
AND a lot less messy.
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#31 Oct 20 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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lose this scuffle and lose your manhood.


Bullshi[/i]t, a real man will tell her he is sorry and then have some great make-up sex. So quick run down to the the 7-11 and get her some flowers before she gets back.

Besides if the two of you to stay together long enough, say 20 years from now, your arguments will end with a silent muttering sigh of..... "Go Fu[/u]ck Yourself......What???...Honey???...No this egg benedict is great thanks!!!How was your day?"... and the only sex you will have will be 'Hallway sex'.

Mark my words brother, strike while the iron is hot. Smiley: wink
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#32 Oct 20 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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In the end even without reading this post I ended up just coming up with the same advice on my own.

I apologized and meant it and moved on.
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#33 Oct 20 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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I disagree with kicking dirt over it. If it's a re-ocurring issue, then there are roots and it's best to sort it out now rather than let it fester.
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#34 Oct 20 2005 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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....hallway sex?
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#35 Oct 20 2005 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
....hallway sex?


As you pass one another in the hall, you say 'f[b][/b]uck you'.
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#36 Oct 20 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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....hallway sex?


Is when you've been married so long, that the only sex you have is when you rub up against each other when passing one another by in the hallway.

What Eldy said.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 16:48:42 2005 by RedjedBlue
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#37 Oct 20 2005 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
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....hallway sex?


entails passing each other in the hallway and either a. Giving each other the finger, or b. saying F*ck you
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#38 Oct 20 2005 at 6:35 PM Rating: Default
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Is that Colin Farrell pretending to give head?
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#39 Oct 20 2005 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
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No, it's Alicia Silverstone. She's went downhill since Clueless.
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#40 Oct 20 2005 at 6:46 PM Rating: Decent
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You haven't been with a girl very long, have you bodh?

The girl is never wrong.
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#41 Oct 20 2005 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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Also, don't forget It's ALWAYS your fault.
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#42 Oct 20 2005 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
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tonmaitre wrote:
Is that Colin Farrell pretending to give head?

Yes. GOD he's hot.
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#43 Oct 20 2005 at 10:29 PM Rating: Decent
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When I was 4 me and another friend went around our little trailer park opening mail with a recless abanon. What were we looking for? Beats the hell out of me, we were 4 years old.

I got so scared I ran away from home and walked about 100 feet to the river and hung out at my favorite tree. Incedently, the cops showed up sometime later and lead me back to there clutches with a bag of MnM's, alas, I was caught.

I was 4 mother ******** they just took me home.
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#44 Oct 20 2005 at 10:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
....hallway sex?



Already been answered, but if u wondering on the other types...

There are four kinds of sex:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say ********** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


Edited, Thu Oct 20 23:55:47 2005 by Darkenbudddy
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Already been answered, but if u wondering on the other types...

There are four kinds of sex:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "@#%^ YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer @#%^ you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


then she gets half of everything you have
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#46 Oct 21 2005 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
You haven't been with a girl very long, have you bodh?

The girl is never wrong.


I don't know that it is the girl never wrong, I think we are just always as[/b]sholes about being right.

Stupid fu[b]cking swear filter.

Edited, Fri Oct 21 02:49:14 2005 by NaturalDisaster
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