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Old Grandma Hardcore and the Attack of the Gaming Grannies..Follow

#1 Oct 20 2005 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
Yahoo news wrote:
Barbara St. Hilaire spends about 50 hours a week wielding a machete, dismembering demons and battling a slew of thugs, zombies, and other nasties of the video-gaming world. Having recently nailed a 100% score in Outlaw Golf 2, she's now focused on mastering the top levels in God of War. It's a passion that has earned St. Hilaire, 69, the moniker "Old Grandma Hardcore."

"If you saw her in a grocery store, you would see an old, Midwestern diabetic with thick glasses leaning on a crutch or shopping cart," says her grandson Timothy St. Hilaire, who launched a blog recounting her gaming exploits -- and her colorful expletives. "She's a polite mother of five and grandmother of 12but get her in front of a game, and she becomes a monster."

St. Hilaire represents the new older face of gaming. Despite the common perception that most gamers are busy coping with acne and adolescent awkwardness, many are instead concerned with getting their Social Security checks on time.

Some 19% of gamers are over 50, up 9% in five years, according to Peter D. Hart Research Associates. And 53% of game players expect to be playing as much, or more, 10 years from now. To the aging gamer, this isn't a fad -- it's a permanent part of their lifestyle. And with total U.S. hardware and software sales nearing $10 billion, it's eating up a growing portion of their entertainment dollar. PricewaterhouseCoopers projects spending on the global video-game market to reach nearly $55 billion by 2009.


Link to the full story.

I think that's pretty cool, actually. So, who among us plans to still be gaming by the time Geritol replaces Mountain Dew as the LAN party preferred beverage? I fully intend to.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 13:45:13 2005 by Saboruto
#2 Oct 20 2005 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Someone should invent a game where a combo/fatality/special move is triggered by a muscle spasm.

Timmy: OMG grandma's having a seizure!
Grandpa: Yeah but she sure did wtfpwn dat n00b!

#3 Oct 20 2005 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
Don't look directly at Sabo's Avatar...you might catch teh ghey!!!!OMG!!!!

#4 Oct 20 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
That's the point, I'm recruiting for the homosexual agenda. Originally I had Strawberry Shortcake there but... c'mon, nobody is that gay.
#5 Oct 20 2005 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Those kids look rather young. Are you recruiting for NAMBLA?
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#6 Oct 20 2005 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
Aww, I thought it was sweet. They're only kissing, it's not like they're spelunking each other. ANYWAY, I'll change my avatar, I'm still looking for something cool to put there and that's just a placeholder.
#7 Oct 20 2005 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just noting that they look to be 11 and 9.
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#8 Oct 20 2005 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
Saboruto wrote:
Aww, I thought it was sweet. They're only kissing, it's not like they're spelunking each other. ANYWAY, I'll change my avatar, I'm still looking for something cool to put there and that's just a placeholder.


Maybe something tasteful by Tom of Finland?

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#9 Oct 20 2005 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, who among us plans to still be gaming by the time Geritol replaces Mountain Dew as the LAN party preferred beverage? I fully intend to.


Replaces? What, they can't be mixed?
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#10 Oct 20 2005 at 12:50 PM Rating: Decent
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It doesn't get any cooler than this.
#11 Oct 20 2005 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, who among us plans to still be gaming by the time Geritol replaces Mountain Dew as the LAN party preferred beverage? I fully intend to.


Replaces? What, they can't be mixed?


They should call that "Dewitol".

#12 Oct 20 2005 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
Why not Mountain Geritol?
#13 Oct 20 2005 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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I'm still looking for something cool to put there and that's just a placeholder.


I have a bit of spruced up classic renoir from varrus's teeshirt that might help your recruiting efforts right over here
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#14 Oct 20 2005 at 12:56 PM Rating: Decent
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They should call that "Dewitol".
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I bet that would sell.
#15 Oct 20 2005 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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With my fleetsaved, it's time for this gaming granny to take a nap.
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#16 Oct 20 2005 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
There. Colin Farrell. Everyone loves Colin Farrell. Better? =D
#17 Oct 20 2005 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
Edit: Wrong thread. Multiple windows pwn me.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 15:31:36 2005 by Saboruto
#18 Oct 20 2005 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Was I the only one hoping for Old Grandma hardcore ****? Smiley: frown

#19 Oct 20 2005 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Was I the only one hoping for Old Grandma hardcore ****?


I'm sure someone else was, but they won't admit it.

And dammit Sabo, you've just RUINED every last fantasy I've ever had about Colin Farrell.
#20 Oct 20 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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And dammit Sabo, you've just RUINED every last fantasy I've ever had about Colin Farrell.

On the other hand, you've improved any Colin Farrell fantasy I ever had.
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