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#77 Oct 20 2005 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Because, while able to make a powerfull and accurate precision strike, I am uniquely designed to bring no damage to myself nor those around my target?

No, because the name conjurs up the image of of the worst kind of head givers, those that show no enthusiasm and are ineffective at their work.
#78 Oct 20 2005 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, because the name conjurs up the image of of the worst kind of head givers, those that show no enthusiasm and are ineffective at their work.


Are you coming on to me?
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#79 Oct 20 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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No, because the name conjurs up the image of of the worst kind of head givers, those that show no enthusiasm and are ineffective at their work.


Are you coming on to me?


Only on to your face.
#80 Oct 20 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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DSD, I love you so much that I renewed premium. I'm staying for a while, so you're allowed to talk to me again. =D


Smiley: yippee

Just piling on to the happy mound of womanhood.
#81 Oct 20 2005 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Just piling on to the happy mound of womanhood.


And here you had me thinking you were the one-on-one type.
#82 Oct 20 2005 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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On behalf of the entire Assylum, I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:

It hates fuc[i][/i]king you too.






















No lube for joo!
#83 Oct 20 2005 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
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The Asylum is where Karma does not really play a role (karma camping) unless an Idiot such as yourself shows up.

That's fuc[/b]king funny.

Ever been to the FFXI or EQOA forums?

Of course I have. But pointing to them does not invalidate the karmic rampaging that goes on in here.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#84 Oct 20 2005 at 6:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
Of course I have. But pointing to them does not invalidate the karmic rampaging that goes on in here.


Mostly committed by you? =P
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#85 Oct 20 2005 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Err...you call what I do "karmic rampaging"?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#86 Oct 20 2005 at 7:44 PM Rating: Default
kojiami wrote:


My pus[b][/b]sy is bleeding, someone hand me a mattress!!




Fixed.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 20:52:50 2005 by Rimesume
#87 Oct 20 2005 at 8:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Kojiami: going for the gold!

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#88REDACTED, Posted: Oct 20 2005 at 8:45 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is the inmaturity im talking about
#89 Oct 20 2005 at 8:49 PM Rating: Decent
Kojiami wrote:
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Are you coming on to me?



Only on to your face.


This is the inmaturity im talking about
#90 Oct 21 2005 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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This is the inmaturity im talking about

The thing you fail to understand, either by choice or by sheer stupidity, is that this is the interaction of people who are comfortable enough in their environs to let their hair down and have an exchange.

I know, I am feeding a troll, but I want to get this out of the way, yet again, on the off chance the little sh;t can learn from it.

True, we discuss topics that are sexual in nature at times. We also allow our puns and "zingers" to dip to the level of toilet humor on occasion. Welcome to the internet. Of course, the nice thing about your situation is that you don't have to deal with this forum, or the majority of the people who post here, ever again. Simply leaving the Asylum link well enough alone will ensure that you are not made to be the butt of any our jokes, or the recipient of most of our rating efforts.

I realize its a tough concept, but taking responsibility for your actions is going to get you a lot further than coming in here and telling us you don't like us. Just a thought. I am almost positive you will miss the point completely, though as I said earlier, I am not certain whether it will be by choice or by sheer stupidity.
#91 Oct 21 2005 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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That was a well placed strike Moe, similar to one that might be delivered by a Dead Blow Mallet, or perhaps even a adze.
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#92 Oct 21 2005 at 9:07 AM Rating: Decent
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That was a well placed strike Moe, similar to one that might be delivered by a Dead Blow Mallet, or perhaps even a adze.


I was thinking along the lines of a Plasma Cannon or maybe a couple Gauss.
#93 Oct 21 2005 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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That was a well placed strike Moe, similar to one that might be delivered by a Dead Blow Mallet,

Well, in fairness to you, I have to point out that you're an idiot, so less should be expected of you than of others, perhaps. To clarify, the reference to you as a dead blow mallet is intended to signify the total lack of a long lasting effect, such as might be caused by momentum you could have (but have quite obviously failed to) built up over time. Much as the dead blow mallet, your efficacy ceases at impact. Your collective posts will never have any impact beyond their initial intention. Taken individually they are even less inspiring.

You brought it up.
#94 Oct 21 2005 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Well, in fairness to you, I have to point out that you're an idiot, so less should be expected of you than of others, perhaps. To clarify, the reference to you as a dead blow mallet is intended to signify the total lack of a long lasting effect, such as might be caused by momentum you could have (but have quite obviously failed to) built up over time. Much as the dead blow mallet, your efficacy ceases at impact. Your collective posts will never have any impact beyond their initial intention. Taken individually they are even less inspiring.

You brought it up.


I think you fail to understand the application of a dead blow mallet, much like the crosseyed kid who sits in the back of the classroom spending the whole day trying to cram the snot crusted blue block into the red ringed circle hole screaming in frustration time after time when it wont fit your complete and utter innability to grasp concepts beyond your immediate point of focus is causing you to miss the comprehensive genious of my collective posts. Much like special sparky I wouldn't expect you to embrace what is well above you but I would at least like to see you roll out of your own wet spot every now and again.

I only bring it up because I care about your "very special" opinion
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#95 Oct 21 2005 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
Since it was DOA, I shall do a Post on your flame...

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I think you fail to understand the application of a dead
blow mallet, ...

This would be the perfect place to clarify for me the application of said mallet. Instead I get...
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much like the crosseyed kid who sits in the back of the classroom spending the whole day trying to cram the snot crusted blue block into the red ringed circle hole screaming in frustration time after time when it wont fit your complete and utter innability to grasp concepts beyond your immediate point of focus is causing you to miss the comprehensive genious of my collective posts.

which I must admit is a decent image, however, it completely fails to address your stated thesis and loses everything it could have had at impact, carrying no momentum past the point of impact, much like a dead blow mallet.

Flaming intelligence is a wonderful tool. When put in to practive correctly it can be effective against even the most adept in a group. You, however, give me this...
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Much like special sparky I wouldn't expect you to embrace what is well above you but I would at least like to see you roll out of your own wet spot every now and again.

You see, in order for me to "embrace" (word choice completely lacking, but that goes more to a limited vocabulary on your part and an attempt to pass your little attempt at belittling my intellect off as a pearl of insight or wisdom)what is well above me, you would have had to put forth something that could be judged to be so. As of yet, your entry for judgement hasn't made it to the table.

All in all, it was a lackluster attempt, the imagery not withstanding, and you can be neither applauded or respected for it. Rather, I hold you in nothing but contempt as you accomplish little but to become the bothersome fly buzzing about the table on a warm summer day. The fly gets swatted and the picnic can resume.
#96 Oct 21 2005 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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This would be the perfect place to clarify for me the application of said mallet. Instead I get...


See this is once again where you've spent so much time focusing on the round hole you are completely missing the metaphorical bottom of the ball which holds the secret to the blue block you so desperatly need.

It is uneccesary for me to clarify the application of the mallet in the flame, nobody cares whether you eventually understand the mallet or not, it was a swift strike, I bring attention to your glaring deficit and then quickly bounce into my allegory. If your still insterested this is how the proverbial "Dead blow mallet" functions.

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You see, in order for me to "embrace" (word choice completely lacking, but that goes more to a limited vocabulary on your part and an attempt to pass your little attempt at belittling my intellect off as a pearl of insight or wisdom)what is well above me, you would have had to put forth something that could be judged to be so. As of yet, your entry for judgement hasn't made it to the table.


Again, your almost disturbingly myopic intent on the few lines of this post has caused you to miss the granduer of which my flame was referring too. Explaining this to an accomplished flame artist such as yourself is akin to snatching the pebble. Rapturous at first but wholly unsatisfying to realize there is nothing left to learn.

It only appears lackluster to you because you are unable to comprehend it. Do Beethovens sonatas move the deaf? Do Renoir's greatest works captivate the okra farmer? It's not spite I feel for you sparky, it's pity
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#97 Oct 21 2005 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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It only appears lackluster to you because you are unable to comprehend it.


No, it really did suck. Smiley: tongue
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#98 Oct 21 2005 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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No, it really did suck.


Did you ever hear the tale of the emporer's new clothes? You'd hate to be one of the only ones that can't see them wouldn't you?
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#99 Oct 21 2005 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I just found it funny the gay called Nobby, Nobbymouth.



Carry on you two.
#100 Oct 21 2005 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, it really did suck.


Did you ever hear the tale of the emporer's new clothes? You'd hate to be one of the only ones that can't see them wouldn't you?


If you're trying to tell us kojiami is your sock, I don't think anyone is going to be as surprised by that as you anticipate.
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#101 Oct 21 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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What does kojiami have to do with anything?
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