I hate the f^cking asylumFollow

The thread was already at the top of the forum, so I simply had my say and moved on. Although, the thread has taken an amusing turn for the better now.

Unchallenged. Dana, what is your avatar?

Not everyone who plays FFXI is a complete moron.





I'm hurt.

It's much more fun to release high level aggro monsters on FFXIers..

You guys aren't going to report me, are ya?

So that was what your Avatard was for the past couple of weeks. I thought it was some sort of ******** monster. Good stuff.

The topic has been examined, picked to pieces and discussed.



Unless it becomes relevant to a new thread it is left to fade into oblivion.

On a positive note, at least you have mastered the English language.

Then you quietly keep it to yourself, and let it rattle around inside your empty skull, instead of posting?

I liked Proof better, and even moreso nonlinier, I find this Kojim fellow... lacking.

When we enter the Asylum, several of the regular members are seated around a table talking. Kojiami is off in the corner listening and standing around awkwardly. Kaolian is elsewhere, pwning someone, and Pikko is off tending her garden. Atomicflea enters...

Flea: Hey guys, I just read this really interesting article about teen abortion rates. (Flea hands everyone a copy of the article) There's some congressman proposing that teens should have parental consent before being allowed to abort their pregnancy.

Nobbymouth: That would suck for me, all those teen girls I've knocked up. (He pounds his fist on the table emphatically, but in a kind of gay way since he's British and all)

Jophiel: It seems to me that taking away a teenage girl's ability to abort legally would just prompt her to seek less legal means of achieving the same ends.

Shadowrelm: It's all a part of the conservative agenda! Bush and his political machine are....(He suddenly notices that he's not wearing his aluminium foil hat, and quickly exits, his face panic-stricken)

DSD: Not all parents are exactly understanding about teen sexuality, what are the girls supposed to do if their families decide to force them to keep the baby... or worse, disown them entirely?

Kojiami: Hey, you guys remember that time you talked about human cloning? That was so awesome! I think they should pass laws allowing genetic research!

(Everyone in the room stops talking and stares at Kojiami. Sabo is clearly shocked at Kojiami's poor manners. Jophiel is trying to stifle a smile. Nobbymouth, Bhodi, Nephthys, Patrician, Pickleprince, Trickybeck, and Kakar are all quickly formulating various insults, retorts, one-liners and witticisms in their heads. Tare, Flea, Nadenu, and DSD are all giggling to each other. Katie is struggling with her Tourette's Syndrome, muttering obscenities to herself. Then a hush falls over the group as Danalog enters)

Dana: I, DANA THE WISE AND ALL-SEEING, REBUKE THEE AND CAST THEE DOWN INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE FFXI FORUMS! GET YE GONE FROM HERE, NUB!

The end.

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Now do you get it, Kojiami? Just as it's rude to randomly interject into a spoken conversation with something that's already been discussed and moved past, it's rude to repost in an old dead thread on a message board.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 13:20:09 2005 by Saboruto

/butthurt

There, edited for accuracy. Doesn't change the fact that you're an idiot. =)

DSD, I love you so much that I renewed premium. I'm staying for a while, so you're allowed to talk to me again. =D