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Do you remember being a kid, and the other kids would tell you if you ate them and drank a coke your stomach would explode?

Sweet jesus I forgot about that shizza. My favorite part was the stick...



I wonder why I'm not gay


..Sugar, one of life's very first gateway drugs.

Ring Pops

Hell Yeah!

I used to trade most of my candy for the mini boxes of Nerds candy.

I could say I am, but the pus[b][/b]sy I had last night would call me on it. (Hurray for a drunken night with friends and your female "partner" from an old theater class drops by to say hello. Nothing like a first kiss, first ********, first handful of boobies, first muff dive, and first hand job all in one night.)

Prozac pwns me. Goodbye all plans of saving one's self for marriage, there's no such thing as morals on this stuff.

I remember Pop Rocks getting pulled off the shelves several times cause kids kept choking on them. In chemistry class we poured Pop Rocks into a beaker pour coke on them then sealed the top with a balloon. The balloon inflated but didn’t pop.

Do they still have the peanut butter taffy? It came in orange and black wrappers. Use to love those. Or how about those skull and bone shaped Sweet Tarts that came in a plastic coffin.

Ya theres probably about 100 of them melted down in the back of my old closet, those things tasted like crap and they were always the last thing left in my candy bag.

Now the bone bones candy were always awesome, especially if you got enough pieces to make a whole skeleton