Virtual News wrote:
The European Union and the United States were today engaged in high level talks with the World Health Organisation to avoid a potential Pandemic of "Pangolin Aids".
Epidemiologists are now agreed that the question about the outbreak is 'when', and no longer 'if'. A spokesperson for the Collaborative Nano-bacteriology Union Trust, Dag Tjorsveldt said:
"With the open and frequent unprotected interaction between Pangolins and Trolls, Chicago is the likely epicenter of the outbreak"
Mr Tjorsveldt went on to say "The greatest risk is that the Pangolin Aids Virus (known as "Gh3Y") mutates to be contagious through virtual interaction"
When asked if it was possible to contract Pangolin Aids through online discourse, Chicago's Director of Pangolin Affairs, Mr Jo Phiel went on record to say that any response to Pangolin-related posts carried a medium to sever risk of infection.
"Even Sock-Puppets are at risk" she said.
Epidemiologists are now agreed that the question about the outbreak is 'when', and no longer 'if'. A spokesperson for the Collaborative Nano-bacteriology Union Trust, Dag Tjorsveldt said:
"With the open and frequent unprotected interaction between Pangolins and Trolls, Chicago is the likely epicenter of the outbreak"
Mr Tjorsveldt went on to say "The greatest risk is that the Pangolin Aids Virus (known as "Gh3Y") mutates to be contagious through virtual interaction"
When asked if it was possible to contract Pangolin Aids through online discourse, Chicago's Director of Pangolin Affairs, Mr Jo Phiel went on record to say that any response to Pangolin-related posts carried a medium to sever risk of infection.
"Even Sock-Puppets are at risk" she said.
Scary Sh[i][/i]it!
