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Photograph leading to capture of Bigfoot would net $1 million
LEWISTON — A Maine scientist is preparing to release details of a $1 million reward for a photograph that leads to the live capture of Bigfoot, the abominable snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.

Woohoo, a hunting we shall go. I'm going after Big Foot, you guys can have the Snowman and Nessie









Edited, Mon Oct 17 13:34:49 2005 by Elinda

I really love what Maine makes the news for.

*sigh*

Nexa

Ayuh, we're fixin to hunt us some bigfoot.

I knew a guy up close to the Mason-Dixon named Lightfoot. Big, hairy, sloping forehead, the works.

Nobody was all that suprised when the popo showed up and took him down raid-style. The charge: child molestation.

Now if I could just get my hands on his mugshot...

How exactly does a photograph lead to the capture of anything?


This isn't some backwoods culture that thinks a camera will steal a person's soul.

Or is it?

If you take a picture of your friend, and say, "This is Tim, I took this picture in Lewiston. (where he lives) Go get him."

Don't you think someone would be able to find Tim?

Well, that settles that. We should immediately stop production on America's Most Wanted. And while we're at it, we should also take down the wanted posters in the Post Office. Mug shots are useless, we c stop wasting the film since nobody will ever be captured using their likeness as a lead. Probably should forget the milk carton thing, too. When was the last time anyone found their pet by posting a pic? We all know that it doesn't work, that's why we all do it.



Think for a moment, tard.

Especially when its unintended.