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I am noting the bold...just wondering when well-tended waist-long hair became defined as "************ Or when wearing a collar signified a **********?

But the clincher here is the idea that someone actually liked you enough to email you diddly-squat. There's some bullsh[/i]it you just can't expect anyone to swallow.



[i]Edited, Tue Oct 18 15:47:17 2005 by Ambrya

Perhaps it's just the fact that you look like a lesbian, and not so much the hair. To be honest, I didn't actually take a good, hard look at your hair as I quickly turned away from the rest of the horror due to repulsion. The hair thing is based on vague memory. I might be off the mark about it, so I'll have to go back and view the picture again if I can stomach it.

I'm afraid the rest of my description is dead on.

I'm glad that the hair thing is the only (minor) point of mine that you contest. So, at least you're accepting the facts. There may be hope for you yet.

At this point, I feel somewhat guilty as I likely shredded the last strand of self-esteem you had left.

So, I'll give you a compliment.

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I'll get back to you on that.

Edited, Tue Oct 18 15:59:59 2005 by SpinShark

A pseudo-intellectual pig with self-aggrandizement issues? Yeah, I know who you are too, what's your point?



Aww, you really care that much about me after I explained how you have no reason at all to be self-righteous given your appearance? How thoughtful of you.

I love your typical fat bit[/i]ch excuse you used that is always used when a fat bit[i]ch is told that she is one:

"wahh, you must not like girls or still be in the cootie stage because you don't like my dubious claims to womanhood and my vomit-inducing body, wahh"

Do the following sound like your typical justifications to eat that last gallon of ice-cream, or why you shouldn't feel embarrassed when your flab hangs over the toilet seat when you take a sh[/i]it?

"I'm not really fat, it's SOCIETY'S obsession with skinny people, boohoo.."

"I know who I am; I may be weak when it comes to maintaining my physical body, but I'm beautiful INSIDE."

Keep building up your self-esteem with empty "feel good" bullsh[i]it, since you certainly won't get it built up by any other human being.



Edited, Tue Oct 18 16:25:01 2005 by SpinShark

I'd say these were prophetic words, except that they apply too universally.

Wait I think I missed something here where is there a pic of Ambrya, naked, HMMMM?

I'll pit my nutrition habits against yours any day of the week.

I know what my cholesterol (both HDL and LDL), triglycerides, and glucose tolerance levels are. Do you? What's more, do you know what your thyroid and thyroid-sensing hormone levels are? What about the antibodies your body sometimes makes to your thyroid? I do, and they are sky-high.

It's a little something called Hashimoto's Thyroiditis. Your body produces antibodies that attack and destroy your thyroid. Among the many possible symptoms are weight gain. It's easily regulated with a small dose of thyroid medication, but it basically means I'll never be a "perfect" size 6.

I've spoken at length with my doctor about the fact that I am a size 12 rather than the "ideal" size 6-8 and what is basically comes down to is that I could starve myself to lose the pounds for vanity's sake, but health-wise, I'm right on target. I engage in regular physical activity, eat plenty of healthy foods, and abstain from junk food. About the only nutrition related health issue I have is chronically low iron, because no matter what I do I just can't seem to eat enough leafy greens to keep my iron where it needs to be.

So go ahead and make your fat jokes, but I'm the one laughing, because what you are basically saying is that you are an immature and ignorant lout who knows sh[/i]it about sh[i]it, the sort who called Amber Benson (who is, in fact, a size 6) a "cow" when she appeared on TV. Any child unfortunate enough to be sired by you will probably die of heart problems associated with anorexia.

Oh, and ESAD, kthxbye.



Edited, Wed Oct 19 14:55:51 2005 by Ambrya

Well, actually, it's an autoimmune disorder. Big difference.



I knew there was something keeping me from hating you completely.

*edit: I think I was better off when I didn't know how to use the smilies.


Edited, Wed Oct 19 15:18:14 2005 by Ambrya

Yes you certainly have.

Who's a troll?

You must be speaking of the real-life troll (or goblin, I haven't quite decided yet), 4mbry4. And I agree, she shouldn't be fed, I mean, look at her.

This bit[/i]ch should be pleased that I'm telling her the truth about her physical self, rather than the constant euphamisms she likely hears from her family.

Shouldn't people know why others are laughing at them behind their back in public?

I'm the good guy here.



Hey, thanks for the google lecture there. Is that why it took you nearly a full day to reply?

Unfortunately, it doesn't change the fact that you still have a striking resemblance to the Hindenburg.

I can just picture this huge clod of a humanoid sitting at its computer furiously looking up facts on medical sites courtesy of google, and thinking up excuses to try and not look so pathetic..

That mental image almost justifies your existence. Thanks for that.



Oh, I'm sure you are finding this just hilarious.

I mean, what could be funnier than having it pointed out that you will always be on the bottom rung of society no matter how "intelligent" you think you are? Or the fact that the only person who would get busy with you is an ugly guy with little to no self-esteem? Perhaps learning that you resemble a balloon stuffed with various pastries is funny to you?

In addition, the fact that you are writing huge diatribes of nonsense in order to justify your bloated physique to somebody on the internet clearly shows your amusement.

You must be a *********.



Agreed.

But, something needs to be made clear here.

Ambrya does not possess curves; she has fat mounds and lard rolls. She's like a giant baked good, except she has more fat content.

I don't find anorexics attractive, just like I don't find giant wads of flesh attractive. There's a happy medium in there somewhere.

Edited, Thu Oct 20 16:49:01 2005 by SpinShark