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#77 Oct 18 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
You know, for as many times as Gbaji's gone on about banging his friends' wives, doing random chicks in swimming pools and the like, I don't think I've ever heard him in the last five years allude to having ever been in a serious, longterm relationship with anyone.. ever. Which may explain a lot of his views on women.

Alternately, his views on women may explain why he has to bang his friend's wife instead of being in a relationship.


Except the time in the rape thread when he claims a bunch of guys somehow held him down (or maybe bound him up) while they dragged his girlfriend into the other room and raped her. Which struck me as being a little too convenient a claim coming from someone who was trying to justify the "if there are no signs of a struggle, you weren't raped" remark.



Edited, Tue Oct 18 14:21:54 2005 by Ambrya
#78 Oct 18 2005 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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He did? I must have skimmed that part. This will require reading on my part or at least some Edit -> Find'ing
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#79 Oct 18 2005 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Second page, about 2/3 of the way down, second or third paragraph toward the end of a very long intercut response to one of my posts.

*Edit: Oh, and the guys actually beat him up and held a gun to his head.



Edited, Tue Oct 18 14:21:11 2005 by Ambrya
#80 Oct 18 2005 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:


Alternately, his views on women may explain why he has to bang his friend's wife instead of being in a relationship.


It also explains his views on friendship. What happened to the "Man Code"?
#81 Oct 18 2005 at 1:16 PM Rating: Default
You fuc[/i]ks just figured out that ambrya is a stupid self-righteous hag? I called that from day one.

I must say, you're all pretty damned slow.

To the *****,

what exactly are you getting out of this little crusade of yours against anonymous internet poster gbaji, whom you'll never meet?

Yes, he obviously makes you feel insecure about your own beliefs, and you're afraid they'll be monopolized by a much more educated person, but besides that, what are you gaining?

You're still the same vapid, ***-ugly pathetic excuse for a "woman" that I've seen in quite some time, and you're still in the unenviable position of being the prototypical woman who any sane man would say they wouldn't fu[i]
ck with a stolen d[/i]ick.

Why not do something more productive with your time like actually exercising, or perhaps begging your deadbeat husband to give you some money to get some actual breasts instead of lard ti[i]
ts. Face transplant surgery would do you wonders.

Think of the possibilities!

Do what you do best, housewife, and get back to watching reality shows. While you're at it, take your bullsh[/i]it community-college "educated"
crap, and shove it up your rancid, bloated cu[i]
nt,

Love,

Your Superior

Edited, Tue Oct 18 14:33:17 2005 by SpinShark
#82 Oct 18 2005 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Spin is varrus?

Smiley: dubious
#83 Oct 18 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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He tries, but he's not nearly so original.

#84 Oct 18 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ah, yes...
When you've been beaten half to death and are held with a gun to your head while two guys drag your screaming girlfriend into a room and take turns with her, you can tell me I should be ashamed about my feelings about rape.

I wouldn't make value judgements on whether the story is true or not but, regardless, a single reference does not a history make. For someone so open about everything else, you'd think a few dating stories would leak out.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#85 Oct 18 2005 at 1:22 PM Rating: Decent
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He tries, but he's not nearly so original.


He does make some very valid points though.
#86 Oct 18 2005 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Spin is sort of like if Proof and Varrus had a non-motivated lovechild.

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what exactly are you getting out of this little crusade of yours against anonymous internet poster gbaji, whom you'll never meet?
Entertainment, I'd imagine. Why else are we here?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#87 Oct 18 2005 at 1:31 PM Rating: Default
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Entertainment, I'd imagine.


Yeah, that's the case for most of us, but try to look at this from the perspective of a desperate housewife in dire need of self-validation from (anonymous) others.

She clearly fails at life, so attacking the guy that tears down the only thing she has, her beliefs, is "serious business" to this type of person.

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Spin is sort of like if Proof and Varrus had a non-motivated lovechild


and you're kind of like the failed abortion of banality and witlessness.
#88 Oct 18 2005 at 1:32 PM Rating: Decent
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SpinShark wrote:

She clearly fails at life, so attacking the guy that tears down the only thing she has,


Oh, irony! SpinShark is thy name!


Smiley: lol



Edited, Tue Oct 18 14:47:30 2005 by Ambrya
#89 Oct 18 2005 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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I laughed at lard tits.


I'm a sucker for potty humoUr
#90 Oct 18 2005 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I laughed at lard tits.


I'm a sucker for potty humoUr


I'll grant he has some quaint and interesting turns of phrase. But the idea that he, who contributes nothing to the actual discussion around here and exists only to flame and troll, has the audacity to assume a platform that criticizes anyone else for "tearing down" another poster is just....priceless.

Thanks, Spin, honey. You just gave me the best laugh I'll have all week.

#91 Oct 18 2005 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks, Spin, honey. You just gave me the best laugh I'll have all week.


I think that might be a +1 for his argument....
#92 Oct 18 2005 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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Thanks, Spin, honey. You just gave me the best laugh I'll have all week.


I think that might be a +1 for his argument....


Not when the week in question is spent bored out of one's mind recovering from surgery.

#93 Oct 18 2005 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Hopefully not from face transplant surgery. That would be a +2 for him then.
#94 Oct 18 2005 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Hopefully not from face transplant surgery. That would be a +2 for him then.


Nah. Spinnie's just a little too young to be able to handle pictures of girls that make him feel funny "down there."

#95 Oct 18 2005 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Hopefully not from face transplant surgery. That would be a +2 for him then.


Neph, that was pitiful. Jesus, and you can do so much better...
#96 Oct 18 2005 at 2:11 PM Rating: Default
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Nah. Spinnie's just a little too young to be able to handle pictures of girls that make him feel funny "down there."


if by "feel funny down there" you mean, "is aware of the imminence of projectile vomit," then I'll agree with you.

See, you need to understand something. You're not actually a woman. You're a series of fat pockets, folds, and rolls that vaguely represent a humanoid shape.

Real women have curves, actual breasts, attractive facial features, nice hair, and an overall visually pleasing figure.

You have none of these. So, what do you think you have that actually justifies you calling yourself a "woman?" Perhaps you think it's your fat-ring layered, gaping vag[/i]ina. You would be incorrect.

Jowls are not conducive to a beautiful face.

fat folds are not equal to curvature.

**** spikes, or just overall ***** hair is not beautiful hair.

Being a disgusting, morbidly obese sow is not an overall visually pleasing figure.

Starting to get the picture yet?

Oh, and to satisfy my own burning curiousity, I have a question. In all seriousness, being as fat as you are, do you ever find patches of mold or other types of growth under your fat layers that you don't notice for days at a time?



[i]Edited, Tue Oct 18 15:21:24 2005 by SpinShark
#97 Oct 18 2005 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Neph, that was pitiful. Jesus, and you can do so much better...


Hey now...it wasn't my idea.

He suggested face transplant surgery, she said she was recovering from a surgery, so I asked.

Sheesh. Maybe you should get a brain transplant surgery dummyhead. Smiley: mad
#98 Oct 18 2005 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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poopy head.
#99 Oct 18 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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SpinShark reminds me of Smashoroo only with better spelling.


#100 Oct 18 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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SpinShark wrote:

**** spikes, or just overall ***** hair is not beautiful hair.


Smiley: laughSmiley: lolSmiley: laugh

Soo....what you're saying is, you've never actually seen my picture. Got it.

#101 Oct 18 2005 at 2:25 PM Rating: Default
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**** spikes, or just overall ***** hair is not beautiful hair


Note the bold.

And believe me, I unfortunately did see your picture, as it was e-mailed to me. It's burned into my mind's eye. It was the one of you in a black dominatrixish outfit; the one you deleted. It just wasn't right.

Perhaps I'll photobucket it later today if I feel like it, so the whole world can see the abomination.
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