You're the biggest kid here. You make Angry Hippo look like a grumpy old man.
Or maybe that's the drugs. ANYWAY, no, don't be a cu[i][/i]nt and stop fishing for compliments.
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Totem wrote:
Is 44 old?
Finally I feel young.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Totem!!
To a 'Pillar' of this Forum, lets celebrate with some Coach's Cookies.
Recipe by Totem as follows:
Coach's Cookies
1/2 cup a$$hole
1/4 cup packed "I'm an Alla's Board Has-been" brand pubic hair
1/3 cup fertilizer
1 teaspoon no life
3 tablespoons anger
1 1/3 cups all-purpose sour grapes
1/4 cup $5 wine
1/4 cup miniature semisweet no friends and no guild
3 tablespoons sh1tty career move
1 (10 ounce) jar of black, seething hate
1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line baking sheets with asexual mangina.
2) In a large bowl, cream the first four ingredients with your handy Failure at Life mixer and slowly add 1/3 cup of broken *****. Mix in the last five items, excluding the jar of hate.
3) Form the dough into 1 inch balls, so you think you're got a set after your wife emasculated you and roll in the black, seething hate. Place on the prepared cookie sheet, about 1 1/2 inches apart. Use your finger or thumb to press straight down into the center of each ball, making a hole for lonely tears. Neatly fill each cookie with a small amount of tears and menstrual drippings.
4) Bake in preheated oven for 13 to 15 minutes, or until cookies are just beginning to turn red from rage around the edges. Let cookies ***** before eating.
Enjoy!
Totem
To a 'Pillar' of this Forum, lets celebrate with some Coach's Cookies.
Recipe by Totem as follows:
Coach's Cookies
1/2 cup a$$hole
1/4 cup packed "I'm an Alla's Board Has-been" brand pubic hair
1/3 cup fertilizer
1 teaspoon no life
3 tablespoons anger
1 1/3 cups all-purpose sour grapes
1/4 cup $5 wine
1/4 cup miniature semisweet no friends and no guild
3 tablespoons sh1tty career move
1 (10 ounce) jar of black, seething hate
1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line baking sheets with asexual mangina.
2) In a large bowl, cream the first four ingredients with your handy Failure at Life mixer and slowly add 1/3 cup of broken *****. Mix in the last five items, excluding the jar of hate.
3) Form the dough into 1 inch balls, so you think you're got a set after your wife emasculated you and roll in the black, seething hate. Place on the prepared cookie sheet, about 1 1/2 inches apart. Use your finger or thumb to press straight down into the center of each ball, making a hole for lonely tears. Neatly fill each cookie with a small amount of tears and menstrual drippings.
4) Bake in preheated oven for 13 to 15 minutes, or until cookies are just beginning to turn red from rage around the edges. Let cookies ***** before eating.
Enjoy!
Totem
44 is indeed old. Especially when you consider the amount of time you have spent post-40 contributing to a forum on a website dedicated to the pursuits of angry young boys and sex-less 20-somethings locked in their room at mom and dad's trying to decide how to spend the next hour, surfing for the perfect **** picture to photoshop the girl at the supermarket's head on to or standing around the PoK linking their latest 1337 gear from last night's raid.
Nice work, old man.
Nice work, old man.
Happy Belated Birthday Totem! Shall we call you Pappy Totem now?
Old? only if you feel it.
I use the term experienced. Though I cant do a few things I used to be albe to do.
Elne Clare is old, however, she is not in her 60s. She just had daughters when she was only in her 20s and the oldest made her a GM
when she was the same age.
I use the term experienced. Though I cant do a few things I used to be albe to do.
Elne Clare is old, however, she is not in her 60s. She just had daughters when she was only in her 20s and the oldest made her a GM
when she was the same age.
Is 44 old?
God, I hope not.
Happy birthday, Totem. :)
God, I hope not.
Happy birthday, Totem. :)
Happy Birthday old man 
Ancient Totem wrote:
Is 44 old?
Yes, you know it is. Don't try and deny it.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
#36REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 15 2005 at 9:18 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is one of those "old perverts hiding on chatrooms". Girls, dont give him your adress.. geezer.
Yes you are old. Doesnt mean much to say it.
If Medical advances continue, you may live to be 124.
If Medical advances continue, you may live to be 124.
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