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#1 Oct 13 2005 at 4:44 PM Rating: Good
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Othwerwise known as "Bird 'flu."

The experts are now arguing about 'when', not 'if'

Anticipated fatalities are about half a million in UK, about 2.4 million in USA.

A Pandemic is overdue, but you know what the scariest thing is?

Every year a 'flu outbreak takes the lives of many old, frail people, plenty of babies, and a number of those with weak lungs and hearts.

But this one stands a good chance of being another surprise motherfu[/i]cker.

The "[i]Spanish 'flu
" pandemic of 1918 killed millions. But guess what? Not the old, young or frail. Nope. The biggest casualties were fit, healthy 20-40 year olds.

Indications are that the high risk categories for the impending wastage are those who have the lowest Darwinian immunity.

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#2 Oct 13 2005 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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I always knew you was a ****.
#3 Oct 13 2005 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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So what you're saying is that most of Hollywood is dead?
#4 Oct 13 2005 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
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Every year a 'flu outbreak takes the lives of many old, frail people, plenty of babies, and a number of those with weak lungs and hearts.



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The "Spanish 'flu" pandemic of 1918 killed millions. But guess what? Not the old, young or frail. Nope. The biggest casualties were fit, healthy 20-40 year olds.



Looks like I don't fit into either chategory. I'm set!

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#5 Oct 13 2005 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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i dunno, estimates have ranged from 5 mil worldwide to 150m worldwide.
we wont know til it happens, unfortunately. and although countries are stockpiling antivirals like tamiflu, not even the US has enough to supply a quarter of the nation. Estimates have ranged 10 years to make enough antivirals like tamiflu to "help" three quarters of the US's population. <.< We're f***ed guys. LOL

and damnit, Im just turning 21 this month too. Why god why! XD

side note: Bout damn time we get a pandemic. <.<
#6 Oct 13 2005 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Poor little fella.





Yeah it's a stretch, but **** off
#7 Oct 13 2005 at 5:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Here is some more info on this flu

I'm not too worried about this.
#8 Oct 13 2005 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
doomygir wrote:
side note: Bout damn time we get a pandemic. <.<


Yes, because 3.1 million deaths per year and 1.1% of Earth's population just isn't enough...
#9 Oct 13 2005 at 6:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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yossarian wrote:
doomygir wrote:
side note: Bout damn time we get a pandemic. <.<


Yes, because 3.1 million deaths per year and 1.1% of Earth's population just isn't enough...

With the gross overpopulation is some countries, coupled with the inevitable shortage of natural resources, apparently not.
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#10 Oct 13 2005 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
I view an outbreak like this much light a traffic light that's turning.

I'm perfectly willing to go as long as you go first and get your **** out of the intersection.
#11 Oct 13 2005 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Concidering America has nearly 200,000 preventable hospital deaths a year from preventable infections... I'm not that much worried about this.

wehn you gotta go, you gotta go.
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#12 Oct 13 2005 at 8:15 PM Rating: Decent
People were scared of SARS too.
#13 Oct 13 2005 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Indications are that the high risk categories for the impending wastage are those who have the lowest Darwinian immunity.

Finally, the pale and inbred will pay!
#14 Oct 13 2005 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Indications are that the high risk categories for the impending wastage are those who have the lowest Darwinian immunity.

Finally, the pale and inbred will pay!


Ive got the pale part down.
#15 Oct 13 2005 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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Don't worry DSD. We can become blood sisters and my mongrel genes will protect you!
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#17 Oct 13 2005 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Don't worry DSD. We can become blood sisters and my mongrel genes will protect you!


thats one of the sweetest offers I have ever had.Smiley: inlove Maybe if our bloods mingle I just might be able to get a tan one of these days.
#18 Oct 13 2005 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Don't worry DSD. We can become blood sisters and my mongrel genes will protect you!


thats one of the sweetest offers I have ever had.Smiley: inlove Maybe if our bloods mingle I just might be able to get a tan one of these days.

Don't worry. With my blood, not even 60SPF will protect ya.
#20 Oct 14 2005 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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The Chinease waiter says so!


FTFY





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Edited, Fri Oct 14 13:53:09 2005 by MentalFrog
#21 Oct 14 2005 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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My husband thought it was hilarious they're having a bird flu problem in Turkey. /groan
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#22 Oct 14 2005 at 2:10 PM Rating: Default
desease killing millions, record number hurricanes, massive earthquakes, mudslides, floods.....

i remember reading it in a book somewhere.....

if it is not the avian flu, it will be some other desease. we are doomed to destroy ourselves. as tollarant and tough as mother nature can be, eventually the infestation called man will force her to defend herself.

why God would choose to save any of us is the greatest mystery.
#23 Oct 14 2005 at 2:38 PM Rating: Decent
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why God would choose to save any of us is the greatest mystery.


I have a good singing voiceSmiley: grin
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#24 Oct 14 2005 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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This name "Avian Influenza" sounds more like a designer water bottle for people in 90210 then a sickness.
#25 Oct 14 2005 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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shadowrelm wrote:
desease killing millions, record number hurricanes, massive earthquakes, mudslides, floods.....

i remember reading it in a book somewhere.....

if it is not the avian flu, it will be some other desease. we are doomed to destroy ourselves.

People of all shapes, colours, creeds and religions have been saying that for a long long long time and it still hasn't panned out.
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#26 Oct 14 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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shadowrelm wrote:
desease killing millions, record number hurricanes, massive earthquakes, mudslides, floods.....

i remember reading it in a book somewhere.....

if it is not the avian flu, it will be some other desease. we are doomed to destroy ourselves. as tollarant and tough as mother nature can be, eventually the infestation called man will force her to defend herself.



I'm actually confused as to how disease, hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunmais, mudslides, floods, volcanic eruptions and terrible space mutants are mankinds fault.
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