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#52 Oct 18 2005 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mouth to ****


I should have known better than to read this thread while eating lunch.

Jophiel, you kinky devil, you're not supposed to know these things. You're ruining my perception of you as upstanding, gentleman, single father. Smiley: wink

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#53 Oct 18 2005 at 11:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't say I did it. My mouth isn't going on anyone's **** unless it's been scrubbed down with Comet and steel wool and then annointed with holy water. Fecal coliform bacteria infections aren't my idea of kinky.
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#54 Oct 18 2005 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I didn't say I did it. My mouth isn't going on anyone's **** unless it's been scrubbed down with Comet and steel wool and then annointed with holy water. Fecal coliform bacteria infections aren't my idea of kinky.


Well, okay, but careful using that steel wool on your teeth.
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#55 Oct 18 2005 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Fecal coliform bacteria infections aren't my idea of kinky


Prude.
#56 Oct 18 2005 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
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Fecal coliform bacteria infections aren't my idea of kinky


Prude.


Combined with the baby avatar, this made me laugh out loud.
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#57 Oct 18 2005 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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The **** isn't considered a sexual organ? Doesn't that mean then, that gay men are in the clear unless one of them decides to give each other a *******? That doesn't seem right.
#58 Oct 18 2005 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
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That doesn't seem right.


When was sausage in the tailpipe ever right?
#59 Oct 18 2005 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
Lefein wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
That doesn't seem right.


When was sausage in the tailpipe ever right?


I dunno, ask your dad.
#60 Oct 18 2005 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The **** isn't considered a sexual organ? Doesn't that mean then, that gay men are in the clear unless one of them decides to give each other a *******? That doesn't seem right.
Sexual organ of the one AND the mouth or **** of the other. Most gay sex involves the ***** in some capacity.

Edited, Tue Oct 18 12:57:22 2005 by Jophiel
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#61 Oct 18 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The **** isn't considered a sexual organ? Doesn't that mean then, that gay men are in the clear unless one of them decides to give each other a *******? That doesn't seem right.
Sexual organ of the one AND the mouth or **** of the other. Most gay sex involves the ***** in some capacity.

O RLY?
Tell me all about it.
#62 Oct 18 2005 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Go show some initative and Google it Smiley: grin

Everyone knows gay sex is icky...
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#63 Oct 18 2005 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Go show some initative and Google it Smiley: grin

Everyone knows gay sex is icky...

But I want a firsthand account! Smiley: cry
#64 Oct 18 2005 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread is now reminding me of the Ricky Gervais stand-up show - Politics. Buy it so you know what I am talking about. Fuc[b][/b]kers.

Why not........come on his back?

Not in the hair, on the back.
#65 Oct 18 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread is now reminding me of the Ricky Gervais stand-up show - Politics. Buy it so you know what I am talking about. Fuc[b][/b]kers.

Why not........come on his back?

Not in the hair, on the back.


I'm digging Extras right now.

They show it doubled up with Curb Your Enthusiam...an hour of pain.
#66 Nov 11 2005 at 2:14 PM Rating: Default
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It made it to ABC primetime and turns out guy calling has done it to numerous faast food joints and had similiar results acrossed the country just this happens to be one of the ones that he got to go further than just stripping. Here is link, was nov 11 story.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/
#67 Nov 11 2005 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Damn it, I watched the video and they blurried out all the naked parts! Bastages!
#68 Nov 11 2005 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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This still just boggles my mind. This is what happens when dumbass kids aren't taught to question authority and think for themselves. Sheep. Sheep, I tell you.

"Well, he said he was a police officer, so I thought I had to do what he said."

Dumbass.
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#69 Nov 11 2005 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sheep. Sheep, I tell you.
/nod

Smiley: grin
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#70 Nov 11 2005 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
Fast food servers, the bottom rung of society, being sheepish and prone to exploitation?!

Say it ain't so!
#71 Nov 11 2005 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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The psychologist seemed to think that this girls generation had been "raised to think that authority is good." I wondered if he had ever met a teenager. I also have to wonder if he's ever been to a fast food resturaunt. They barely listen to customers here. It is a miracle that they listened to some guy on the phone. I bet you get real good service at that McDonalds.
#72 Nov 11 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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I can't believe that the caller had the manager's fiance make the girl give him a *******, and she actually did it.

"Oh wait, the cop on the phone said I had to give this old guy head, I must have to do it."

The chick is an idiot too.


I got a job for her though. /nod
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#73 Nov 11 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Shadowrelm wrote:
Sheep. Sheep, I tell you.
/nod

Smiley: grin


Fu[i][/i]ck you, LibCon. That hurt. Smiley: frown
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#74 Nov 11 2005 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
Well, you can get sodomy from an eighteen year old girl for the price of a calling card.

THATS what I call service!
#75 Nov 11 2005 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Yea, she's pretty slow, but I still am of the opinion that the manager should shoulder most of the blame. Her and her sleeze of an ex-fiance. She's about 20% to blame and 100% stupid.

As an aside... did any of you catch the bit at the end about saftey during school shootings and all that?
#76 Nov 11 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
Well, it does make you wonder.. If she was willing to take some sausage over a stupid minimum wage job at McDs, perhaps she's in the wrong line of work?
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