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#27 Oct 14 2005 at 3:41 AM Rating: Decent
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But Officer, somebody said something about swollen goods up her a[b][/b]ss!

Edited, Fri Oct 14 05:00:27 2005 by Patrician
#28 Oct 14 2005 at 5:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Nix said he thought he was following an officer's orders when he directed the employee to do exercises in the nude and perform oral sex on him.


Hang on, is oral sex considered sodomy in Kentucky?
#29 Oct 14 2005 at 7:01 AM Rating: Decent
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any of them play FFXI by any chance?


That explains a few of the parties I was in.

Actualy I think these guys are smarter than the average FFXI player.
#30 Oct 14 2005 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
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But she said Nix told her he would hit her if she didn't sodomize him, so she did.


waht is this; the fu[b][/b]cking Twilight Zone?
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#31 Oct 14 2005 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: lol


This story is crazy. Should'nt most kids have some idea what thier rights are??? I mean, c'mon. Just cause a manager says there is a cop on the phone, get neked???

Ummmm.

Who is dumber, the managaer,or that girl? At the least they are both WAY to gullible.
#33 Oct 14 2005 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sadly though, she was 18 at the time.
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#34 Oct 14 2005 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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I have yet to see any pictures of this girl to see if she was worthy. Perhaps if she is, she'll go the way of so many bible-thumping whores and pose for Playboy like Jessica Hahn.
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#35 Oct 14 2005 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Would you strip if your boss demanded it?

Well, I dated my former boss for over a year, so I did just about anything she told me to do: at work or at play ^^
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#36 Oct 14 2005 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Omegavegeta wrote:
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Would you strip if your boss demanded it?

Well, I dated my former boss for over a year, so I did just about anything she told me to do: at work or at play ^^

You sly fox you.
#37 Oct 14 2005 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
Heh, it was fun while it lasted.

But in hindsight, I wouldn't recomend it to anyone else.
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#38 Oct 14 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Default
i dont know,

i remember being 17 and mowing lawns for some extra money, and the women living there asked me to come inside then asked me to strip.

ddint take a call from officer friendly to make me do it either. and if she wanted jumping jacks, i would have delivered.
#39 Oct 14 2005 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
did you have a threesome with her and her sister like gbaji?

well, didja?
#40 Oct 14 2005 at 3:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Would you strip if your boss demanded it?


I can get Bruce Springsteen in 3 lines!

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#41 Oct 14 2005 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
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Patrician wrote:
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Nix said he thought he was following an officer's orders when he directed the employee to do exercises in the nude and perform oral sex on him.


Hang on, is oral sex considered sodomy in Kentucky?

Yep.
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Kentucky begins its chapter of sexual offenses by defining "deviate sexual intercourse" as "any act of sexual gratification involving the sex organs of one (1) person and the mouth or **** of another". Later in the chapter it defines the criminal violation of sodomy in the fourth degree as a person who "engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another person of the same sex."

Sodomy in the fourth degree is a Class A misdemeanor.
#42 Oct 14 2005 at 7:40 PM Rating: Default
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any of them play FFXI by any chance?


You make me butthurt.

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#43 Oct 14 2005 at 8:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Kentucky begins its chapter of sexual offenses by defining "deviate sexual intercourse" as "any act of sexual gratification involving the sex organs of one (1) person and the mouth or **** of another".
Thank God rimming managed to squeak by.
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#45 Oct 15 2005 at 3:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey all you guys out there, remember this story when you ***** about how you can't get any women.

Guys like "Officer Scott" are the reason women become lesbians and nuns. For every assjack like him, there are fifty women he's done something like this to who say, "I'm done with you retards. Go jerk off."

Edited, Sat Oct 15 04:41:30 2005 by Khateria
#46 Oct 17 2005 at 5:54 PM Rating: Default
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I got rated down for my post..

Oh, fancy yellow name, what shall I do without you?
#47 Oct 17 2005 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
bismarckmajivo wrote:
Please rate down my post..

Oh, fancy yellow name.


Fixed.
#48 Oct 17 2005 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Kentucky begins its chapter of sexual offenses by defining "deviate sexual intercourse" as "any act of sexual gratification involving the sex organs of one (1) person and the mouth or **** of another".
Thank God rimming managed to squeak by.

Um, I'm not sure what your definiton of 'rimming' is....
#49 Oct 18 2005 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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It's human nature to follow those in a higher position of authority.
#50 Oct 18 2005 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
Lamnethx of the Seven Seas wrote:
It's human nature to follow those in a higher position of authority.


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#51 Oct 18 2005 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Thank God rimming managed to squeak by.
Um, I'm not sure what your definiton of 'rimming' is....
Mouth to ****. No sexual organs involved, thus technically not violating any act of sexual gratification involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or **** of another.
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