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#77 Oct 13 2005 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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My GF has a Tat on her lower back, some odd design that's all the rage nowadays.


Low self esteem? Check

Hepatitis? Hope to hell not.

Weakness? Goes under Self esteem.

Reckless? Only in regads to the Tat.

Poor decision making? Duh.

Instability? Not really, only as much as a Typical 19 yr old.


I do think it was stupid of her to do, However I am shallow enough to admit I find it quite Hawt.


Wow, that makes you pathetic on so many levels.

Edited, Thu Oct 13 13:56:59 2005 by Ezekio



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#78 Oct 13 2005 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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I've considered it for years. I'm glad I never did it. I don't have anything against them, really, but I just wasn't ever willing to commit. Plus I think they usually look crappy when they get old.

As we saw in the SNL clip, ya gotta pick a part of the body that will never sag, wrinkle or change shape if your weight changes as the years pass. That pretty much leaves..... hmmm, the tip of your nose?

Actually, my oldest sister got one just a year or two ago (she's over 50). Imagine Mary Tyler-Moore with a tatoo and you get the idea (yes, it's pretty and in a spot that's always covered when she's clothed).
#79 Oct 13 2005 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
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This is enough to scare a normal man flacid.

Warning, Not Safe for Work

Butt tat
#80 Oct 13 2005 at 7:19 PM Rating: Decent
At some point I realized when you're *trying* to show how original and unique you are *that* is when you sound totally uninteresting. It takes far more balls to risk being ignored.

Then I looked back and realized the attention I got wasn't what I was after anyhow.

Lastly, in really not caring what others though, I was able to do what I wanted and more attention was lavished on me then I could accept.

I highly recommend it.
#81 Oct 13 2005 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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Yanari the Puissant wrote:
I've considered it for years. I'm glad I never did it. I don't have anything against them, really, but I just wasn't ever willing to commit. Plus I think they usually look crappy when they get old.

As we saw in the SNL clip, ya gotta pick a part of the body that will never sag, wrinkle or change shape if your weight changes as the years pass. That pretty much leaves..... hmmm, the tip of your nose?

Actually, my oldest sister got one just a year or two ago (she's over 50). Imagine Mary Tyler-Moore with a tatoo and you get the idea (yes, it's pretty and in a spot that's always covered when she's clothed).


for a woman, never ever get a belly button tat, anything on your stomach, thighs, boobs, or upper arm. All places have a chance of bulging or sagging as you age.

My two are on one shoulder blade and on my hip. There is only one more I intend to get and it will be on my ankle. While those areas are more bony and tend to hurt more than a fleshy area, they have a much smaller chance to sag or change with age or weight fluxuation.
#82 Oct 13 2005 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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I think they look good at first, but then I'm always scared off by what the aging process and sunlight can do. I'd rather paint on myself with washable markers.
#83 Oct 13 2005 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
My two are on one shoulder blade and on my hip. There is only one more I intend to get and it will be on my ankle.



So, how are you doin'?Smiley: sly
#84 Oct 13 2005 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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swell, thanks for asking
#85 Oct 14 2005 at 6:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a friend who decided it would be a good idea to get a tatoo between her shoulder blades and then go sunbathing. Very bad mistake - the colours bled and smudged when she sunburnt, and now she looks utterley ridculous in any low cut dress. You go girl.
#86 Oct 14 2005 at 11:50 PM Rating: Good
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Mark my words, if a chick has a butterfly tattoo she is a ****. It's a subconscious thing. A butterfly goes from flower to flower trying to get nectar and a chick with a butterfly tattoo....


o.O There's a girl in my Biology class that has a huge butterfly tattoo on the back of her neck. She looks so much like a **** that I'll be damned if she isn't.

Though the theory seems ridiculous to some, it fits. Very interesting. o.O
#87 Oct 15 2005 at 12:16 AM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Forget about tatooed lower backs. I hate tongue piercings.

Here is a tip for the sexually newb. A tongue piercing is NOT a sign of a willing and experienced ******** fairy. I'll tell you what it is, its a sign of a girl that is so orally challenged that she felt the need to some how jazz up her mouth with a piece of metal/plastic. Not only does it have no effect on feeling it actually lessens the nimbleness and deftness of her tongue.

Edited, Thu Oct 13 00:33:32 2005 by bodhisattva


I hate tongue piercings because they somehow make people forget that the tongue belongs INSIDE THE FU[/i]CKING MOUTH.

Every time I see someone clicking the damned thing against their teeth or pulling it between their lips or flicking it in and out like a go[i]
ddamned lizard, I just want to rip it right out out their head. Nature put the tongue inside the mouth for a reason, leave it the fu[/i]ck alone.

I knew my brother's girlfriend was a keeper when I realized I had been in her company for three hours and didn't know she had a tongue piercing until she opened her mouth to laugh at something.

As for tats, I admit, I have one in the "girl spot" and I fall into none of Totem's classifications. I was fairly adamantly anti-tattoo for a long while, mainly because I understand the chaos gravity can wreak on female flesh over the years and that what looks good at the age of 20 isn't nearly as attractive at the age of 65.

But when my husband and I were fairly deep into our Dom/sub roleplay period, and decided we needed some sort of mark of ownership that wouldn't be burdensome and obvious outside of the house, as a collar would be, I finally decided I wanted to do it. It's two Kanji characters that stand for his pet name for me, and it's on my back because the shape of the female back is my husband's favorite view in the world and that is where he would enjoy looking at it most, and where no one else would need to know I had it unless I decided to show it to them. Plus, that's not an area that is going to sag too much with age, as it would if I got it, say, on the upper slope of the breast or on the bicep.

We researched tattoo artists in our area extensively and ended up going to a very high-end private artist with his own studio rather than to a parlor, because he placed a very strong emphasis on safety and infection prevention. His place was absolutely spotless, everything was immaculately sterilized, and it ended up costing us a bit more, but it was a decision we made very responsibly.




[i]Edited, Sat Oct 15 01:31:17 2005 by Ambrya
#88 Oct 15 2005 at 5:16 AM Rating: Default
I don't know any of you, but from what I have read, your all older. Now, Im not sayint that you are "FOREVER" old, but older than me. I am 19. When I see a tat on a chicks ***, it sets my mind in motion. I just want to reach out and touch it......mmmmmm. Anyway. I dont see what your all saying about the "tramp stamp". Oh, and whoever said that if you can find a chick that has a butterfly on her lower back, she she was a tramp or whatever. Yeah, you fail at life. My freind has one, and she is not a tram. She has had the same boyfreind for 3 years. She has never cheated on him, bla, bla, bla..

As for myself, none yet. But I am stil waiting for the right design to hit me. But I will get one. It is my goal in life to get some tats like my grandpa has. He has these nom tats that are kick ***. Well..... [/endrant\]
#89 Oct 15 2005 at 6:19 AM Rating: Decent
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May look good at 19...but at 55, it dont turn u on the same way ever again. Smiley: sly
#90 Oct 15 2005 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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Ambrya wrote:


I hate tongue piercings because they somehow make people forget that the tongue belongs INSIDE THE FU[/i]CKING MOUTH.

Every time I see someone clicking the damned thing against their teeth or pulling it between their lips or flicking it in and out like a go[i]
ddamned lizard, I just want to rip it right out out their head. Nature put the tongue inside the mouth for a reason, leave it the fu[i][/i]ck alone.

I knew my brother's girlfriend was a keeper when I realized I had been in her company for three hours and didn't know she had a tongue piercing until she opened her mouth to laugh at something.



Amen.

As for tattoos, I grew up with a bunch of bikers, truckers, and gearheads. They were all heavily inked. How I wound up being tattoo-free is beyond me.

Tattoos dont impress me one way or another. Although, seeing all the "wanna bees" posin with their brand new "biker tattoo" is at times, a source of comedy to me. Smiley: lol
#91 Oct 15 2005 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Damn Totem, this may be the first time I actually agree with you. I guess it had to happen some time.
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#92 Oct 15 2005 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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Oh Alla, how could you? You're not the man I thought you were. /sniffle

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#93 Oct 15 2005 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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I was window shopping in a Tatoo shop a bit ago with my daughter. I found the one I wanted (it was a butterfly btw) and was ready to offer up my shoulder to the man. It would be my first.

My daughter says "if you're getting a tatoo, I am too."

She's 19. I can't legally stop her. So.........I didn't get one.
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#94 Oct 15 2005 at 8:39 PM Rating: Decent
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It's at this time I would like to bring to light the immortal words of Pvt. Lenord L. Church

"I think that it's quite clear that you should NOT get a tattoo; and I can sum up my point in this elegant, but very simple bulleted list.

- Number one, tattoos are permanent.
- Number two, you are a g*d damn idiot. And I'd like to prove this mathematically if I may...

Take your current age, now subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren’t, you were a g*d damn idiot. Fact of the matter is, your just as big an idiot today, it’s just gonna take you ten more years to realize it.

Now think if you would have drawn a picture on your body ten years ago. Would you be happy with it today? Chances are, you wouldn’t be.”
#95 Oct 15 2005 at 8:51 PM Rating: Decent
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As an edit to Number One: Tattoos are not permanent. That is all.

Edited, Sat Oct 15 22:05:26 2005 by MrGod
#96 Oct 15 2005 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good
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Oh ho! Smart *** megee wants to word in edge wise. Fine you little *** bagged man *****, bend over.

So, tattoos arn't permanent eh you douche bagging *****? So the scaring to have them fu[/b]cking removed isn't permanent? Or how about the feeling of utter fu[b]cking stupidity cuz your ****** *** got a barny tattoo one night after raping the family dog? That's fu[/b]cking permanent.

One thing is permanent around here; it's the absolute fu[b]
cking trash that thinks their words are tantamount to gods'. What a fu[b][/b]cking disgrace.

THAT is all, trick. Now turn around so I can blow this nut in your face.
#97 Oct 15 2005 at 11:18 PM Rating: Good
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Molish wrote:
Oh ho! Smart *** megee wants to word in edge wise. Fine you little *** bagged man *****, bend over.

So, tattoos arn't permanent eh you douche bagging *****? So the scaring to have them fu[/b]cking removed isn't permanent? Or how about the feeling of utter fu[b]cking stupidity cuz your ****** *** got a barny tattoo one night after raping the family dog? That's fu[/b]cking permanent.

One thing is permanent around here; it's the absolute fu[b]
cking trash that thinks their words are tantamount to gods'. What a fu[/b]cking disgrace.

THAT is all, trick. Now turn around so I can blow this nut in your face.







Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

I fu[b]
cking needed that laugh.
#98 Oct 16 2005 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, Molish. I just said tattoos aren't permanent and you go psycho about it. I didn't say whatever made you get it isn't going to stick with you. If you want to use your example of ******* the dog and getting a barney tattoo, sure, you have to live with the fact that you ****** your dog, but you don't have to have Barney on your ***.
You may be scared to have them removed, but that's not the point. My ONLY point was that you can get them removed.
#99 Oct 16 2005 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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MrGod wrote:
You may be scared to have them removed, but that's not the point. My ONLY point was that you can amputate the tattooed body-parts.
FTFY
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#100 Oct 16 2005 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Tats are just losing their point. I hate how "rebeling" is trendy now. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to be a true outcast and get a tribal band on my arm.
#101 Oct 16 2005 at 6:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I think they look good at first, but then I'm always scared off by what the aging process and sunlight can do. I'd rather paint on myself with washable markers.


One of my friends and I went through a phase of using the temporary tattoos. Some of them look really cute when you put them on, but at the end of the evening I'd point out how cracked and ragged they looked and tell her, "see, that's how real one would look eventually."

Didn't help much; she ended up getting two real ones. One's a vine on her ear, neat looking but quite visible unless she makes an effort to cover it with her hair.
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