So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Here's Nobby's English Christmas Greeting to the Asylum.
Bahh Humbug
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The bastages are already selling Christmas Trees and lights in the stores, and every restaurant is hassling us to book our Christmas Party.
So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Here's Nobby's English Christmas Greeting to the Asylum.
Bahh Humbug
So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Here's Nobby's English Christmas Greeting to the Asylum.
Bahh Humbug
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The local grocery store has the big ol Santa Snow Globe inflatables up for purchase. The local garden center has a whole room dedicated to ornaments.
Yes its way too soon.
Yes its way too soon.
Here here!!!
I went to the local cheapy store, usually always filled with holiday items for the time... Not even half an isle of stuff!!!!!! Proceed to 2nd cheapy store... same thing! WTH
I want my halloween stuff!!!!!!!!
I went to the local cheapy store, usually always filled with holiday items for the time... Not even half an isle of stuff!!!!!! Proceed to 2nd cheapy store... same thing! WTH
I want my halloween stuff!!!!!!!!
Ugh, fuÑk...Damn Christmas creeps up, and tries to steal the rest of the year, every single year. And slowly, it suceeds.
I remember last year they didn't start this shÑ–t until after Halloween...I'm down the the bah humbug. Next thing we know, they'll be doing this starting Martin Luther King day or something.
I remember last year they didn't start this shÑ–t until after Halloween...I'm down the the bah humbug. Next thing we know, they'll be doing this starting Martin Luther King day or something.
***** Christmas, I covered that back in May! I'm already up to Labor Day 2007.
Duh!
Halloween was so August.
Halloween was so August.
PottyMouth wrote:
Bahh Humbug
Think of the Christmas Tale you can tell if you start in October!!
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actually... those are the decorations for christmas 2006.... they stopped selling the decorations for 05 on Imperialist Murderer's Day (Columbus Day)..... and if you want Holloween decorations, you'll have to go to an Amvets or Salvation Army to get a plastic witch that was used as a blowup sex-doll by its former owner......... although if you're feeling particularly like a consumer ***** you can go get next years version of Christmas lights... they're virtually the same as this years (which you would have had to buy last year)... except they're the newer and improved 3.04beta ones...... with high tech blinking!
^^^
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Elinda wrote:
Think of the Christmas Tale you can tell if you start in October!!
OK, This is what needs replacing. (For teh N00bs that weren't around last Crimble)
Earlier in the year I did threaten to do "Miracle on 42nd Street" but I'm hatching another idea.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Imperialist Murderer's Day (Columbus Day)
Ahh, another revisionist historian who can't do enough to make a white man out to be a monster. We've been killing muslims for 1300 years too. Can we celebrate that during Ramadan (it sounds like Ramada Inn, doesn't it?)?
Bah, now I have to get home to read it.
Can I get a part this time? I can sing...I was in a production of "Our Town" in highschool so I have some experience...
Man the drama teacher was a fu[/b]cking bi[b]tch!
Man the drama teacher was a fu[/b]cking bi[b]tch!
PottyMouth wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Think of the Christmas Tale you can tell if you start in October!!
OK, This is what needs replacing. (For teh N00bs that weren't around last Crimble)
Earlier in the year I did threaten to do "Miracle on 42nd Street" but I'm hatching another idea.
I laughed like mad when I read that the first time.
I can't wait for another rendition of Cu[b][/b]nt Keeper Nobby Tales.
One of the family owned stores in the area decorated a pumpkin as Santa and instead of reindeer pulling the sleigh, it's a bunch of turkeys. Nice way to combine Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all in one.
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