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#1 Oct 10 2005 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
Al Qaeda is hiring!


Hope that link works, the copied address LOOKS horrendous. Here's the story:

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DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda has put job advertisements on the Internet asking for supporters to help put together its Web statements and video montages, an Arabic newspaper reported.


The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had "vacant positions" for video production and editing statements, footage and international media coverage about militants in Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Chechnya and other conflict zones where militants are active.

The paper said the Global Islamic Media Front, an al Qaeda-linked Web-based organization, would "follow up with members interested in joining and contact them via email."

The paper did not say how applicants should contact the Global Islamic Media Front.

Al Qaeda supporters widely use the Internet to spread the group's statements through dozens of Islamist sites where anyone can post messages. Al Qaeda-linked groups also set up their own sites, which frequently have to move after being shut by Internet service providers.

The advertisements, however, could not be found on mainstream Islamist Web sites where al Qaeda and other affiliate groups post their statements.

Asharq al-Awsat said the advert did not specify salary amounts, but added: "Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilled. Nothing should take precedence over this."

The Front this week issued the second broadcast of a weekly Web news program called Voice of the Caliphate, which it says aims to combat anti-Qaeda "lies and propaganda" on major global and Arab television channels such as CNN and Al Jazeera.

Last month it issued an English-language video on the Internet called Jihad Hidden Camera which showed sniping and bombing attacks against U.S. forces in Iraq, and carried comical sound effects as well as laugh tracks.

Al Qaeda and other groups have increasingly turned to the Internet to win young Muslims over to their war against Western-backed governments in Arab and Muslim countries.

Islamist insurgents fighting U.S. forces and the U.S.-backed government in Iraq have often posted slick montages of their military activities, including beheadings of hostages, on the Internet.



Your future with terrorism!
#2 Oct 10 2005 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had "vacant positions" for video production


It might be somewhat amusing to dub some Funniest Home Video voices over the Al Qaeda training videos. I can only imagine how terrible their retirement plans must be though.


Edited, Mon Oct 10 12:34:03 2005 by Alyette
#3 Oct 10 2005 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can only imagine how terrible their retirement plans must be though.


That was my first thought as well. Plus, the advancement path inevitably leads to self sacrifice... except for the top guys, funny how that works. Quite a corporate model.
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#4 Oct 10 2005 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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You both seem highly qualified for the position.



other than being female you've got everything else down pat.
#5 Oct 10 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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The paper did not say how applicants should contact the Global Islamic Media Front.


That sounds like a job for me. A job where I don't have to listen to the boss ***** would be a pleasant break, I'll tell ya.
#6 Oct 10 2005 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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niobia wrote:
You both seem highly qualified for the position.



other than being female you've got everything else down pat.


Actually they use women these days. I believe they're explicitly looking for psychotic blondes with big knockers*. You go, girl!

*Then again, they're male, so this may be redundant.
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#7 Oct 10 2005 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:

Actually they use women these days.


If I wanted to be buried under a pile of rocks I'd go play in a Quarry.


I actually read a fantastic book about the women in Afghanastan and everything they have had to go through, from having their husbands and sons taken away in the middle of the night to go fight on the front, to not being able to work even if they were a Doctor, having to run schools in private at the risk of death, how beautiful Kabul was before the wars...It was a fantastic book for someone that isn't lacking their sensitivity button.

#8 Oct 10 2005 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
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It was a fantastic book for someone that isn't lacking their sensitivity button.



We're not missing sensitivity just an abitility to stomach your dribble.
#9 Oct 10 2005 at 1:02 PM Rating: Decent
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When are you ever post something that isn't copy pasted from another post? You are about as full of personality as a piece of cardboard. I am pretty sure these folks got the telling off of Me down pat without some worthless mindless **** parroting every little thing they say, parroting every little thing they say....AWK!





#10 Oct 10 2005 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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So you are teling me that I am a parrot which is repeating the exact same thing that Katie told me? Hmmm....which one is the parrot again?

The reason why I copy and paste the post is due to the fact that I am responding to something that was said. I wouldn't want to confuse the bottle-blonde so I'm trying to make things as clear as possible for you.

Edited, Mon Oct 10 14:16:20 2005 by Alyette
#11 Oct 10 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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When are you ever post something that isn't copy pasted from another post?
It's called quoting you dumb broad.





So do you ***** yourself more out in the day or at night?

She's an undercover car salesman during the day and a hooker at night. She fights crime!
#12 Oct 10 2005 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Alyette wrote:
So you are teling me that I am a parrot which is repeating the exact same thing that Katie told me? Hmmm....which one is the parrot again?

The reason why I copy and paste the post is due to the fact that I am not smart enough to come up with something on my own.
Edited, Mon Oct 10 14:16:20 2005 by Alyette


Pot:I wouldn't want to confuse
Why yes...belly dancers are equivelent to rocket scientists /nod

Won't you get hurt if you don't wear your helmet?

Edited, Mon Oct 10 14:50:27 2005 by niobia
#13 Oct 10 2005 at 1:45 PM Rating: Default
im 15, i need a job. think theyll hire me? but im also white and i like western, or central for me (western to me is japan, china, australlia ect), governments. =D
#14 Oct 10 2005 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if they have a dental plan?
#15 Oct 10 2005 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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niobia wrote:
Alyette wrote:
So you are teling me that I am a parrot which is repeating the exact same thing that Katie told me? Hmmm....which one is the parrot again?

The reason why I copy and paste the post is due to the fact that I am not smart enough to come up with something on my own.
Edited, Mon Oct 10 14:16:20 2005 by Alyette


Pot:I wouldn't want to confuse
Why yes...belly dancers are equivelent to rocket scientists /nod

Won't you get hurt if you don't wear your helmet?

Edited, Mon Oct 10 14:50:27 2005 by niobia


Okay, seriously, nobody is this goddam dull. Whose sock are you?
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#16 Oct 10 2005 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I was going to respond to her last post Samira but I've decided to ignore her for the time being. I can't figure out what the hell she's talking about half the time and the other half is just plain useless.
#17 Oct 10 2005 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Thankfully Mr Richards didn't have a wife like Yoko Ono or DsD.

Edited, Mon Oct 10 15:37:42 2005 by niobia
#18 Oct 10 2005 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alyette wrote:
Yeah, I was going to respond to her last post Samira but I've decided to ignore her for the time being. I can't figure out what the hell she's talking about half the time and the other half is just plain useless.


Verily. She's like Keith Richards without the talent, humor, success or man parts.
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#19 Oct 10 2005 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Alyette wrote:
Yeah, I was going to respond to her last post Samira but I've decided to ignore her for the time being. I can't figure out what the hell she's talking about half the time and the other half is just plain useless.


Verily. She's like Keith Richards without the talent, humor, success or man parts.


but if you keep her continunally posting, you have a better chance of subdefaulting her to the point she wont be able to recover.

Conisder it compensation for the awful posts she writes. You dont have to read what she writes. Just go to the left side and click the purty button
#20 Oct 10 2005 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Way ahead of you DSD! I was hoping that the earlier threads would keep her posting so I could let the default filter do it's thing. I normally don't filter but for her, I'll make an exception.
#21 Oct 10 2005 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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the purty button


I read that as " purity button." In this case, it works.
#22 Oct 10 2005 at 2:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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TStephens wrote:
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the purty button


I read that as " purity button." In this case, it works.


whatever floats your boat Smiley: grin
#23 Oct 10 2005 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
Aylette.. the answer is still no. You cannot sit on my lap. After a quick census we decided we dont need parrots any more than we do lap dogs. **** off.
#24 Oct 10 2005 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Look Katie, there is no need to get pissy. Just put down those twinkies and head over to DSD so she can give that outdated mustache a nice cut and color for you. That should cheer you up.

Plus, why can't I sit on your lap? There seems to be plenty of room.
#25 Oct 10 2005 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
No, trust me, judging between the likeness and anothers lately, there isnt. You and your widdle friends need to go back to the sandbox. It was amusing for about 15 minutes, now its not. Go home.
#26 Oct 10 2005 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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You girls are freakin cracking me up right now...

Its like National PMS Day here in the Asylum.

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Look Katie, there is no need to get pissy. Just put down those twinkies and head over to DSD so she can give that outdated mustache a nice cut and color for you. That should cheer you up.

Plus, why can't I sit on your lap? There seems to be plenty of room.


Smiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lol

Seriously...please stop....I'm going to wet my pants.
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