Go to Google and type "(Your Name) Needs". Some of the returns are rather humorous
Taking things out of context 4tw!
My favorite:
Evan needs household pets to ejaculate on
Edited, Sun Oct 9 21:07:07 2005 by PsiChi
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Elderon NEEDS a good (local)
drummer, and a bass guitarist in the band!!!
drummer, and a bass guitarist in the band!!!
Evan needs to hear that yes, only now it is a Jewish answer spoken mostly without words. It is in the kashrut we observe, in the set Shabbat table
And
Does God just love this city and decides that Evan needs to learn a lesson of
his own?
I didn't see your entry anywhere.
OMGzorbBBQROFL! we have the same first name.
Edit- Bastards... "You might not think of smoking a goose, but the low temperature, slow roasting is just what a goose needs to let the fat drain out."
Edited, Sun Oct 9 21:06:33 2005 by LtGoose
Rachel needs your prayers!!!!!!!
Going for a song, Rachel needs £5000
And Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
Rachel needs your help.
Why do I sound prissy, helpless and hookerish?Meshuggenah
Going for a song, Rachel needs £5000
And Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
Rachel needs your help.
Why do I sound prissy, helpless and hookerish?Meshuggenah
Nick Needs Meds
Nick Needs To Drop Out
Nick Needs A Bath
Nick Needs To Be Kicked In The Butt
Nick Needs To Drop Out
Nick Needs A Bath
Nick Needs To Be Kicked In The Butt
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Weedjedi needs a good pair of pants.
niobia wrote:
And Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
Sounds like the logline of an overzealous, airbrained coed film student's first movie script.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
part 2...try Yahoo as well as Google.
Rachel needs a home, Any takers?
Our Rachel is inactive and we would love to have her replaced.
Rachel talked about numerous sibling issues and how having a sister with special needs was a joy.
Hey Rachel needs a MAJOR SL filled over at 23rd_floor@res_life
What should Rachel do?
get the funk going in Rachel.
Edited, Wed Oct 12 12:21:54 2005 by niobia
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I need food
I need pants.
I need a new computer.
I need pants.
I need a new computer.
Chris Needs... is a radio broadcaster with the BBC.
Damnit, no fun for me.
Damnit, no fun for me.
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TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA
Tom needs to find a good, reputable Boxer breeder
Tom needs boosted
Tom thinks he needs Java for a proper blogroll
Tom 'Needs A Hat'
Tom needs to confess and clear the man's name
Tom needs to find a good, reputable Boxer breeder
Tom needs boosted
Tom thinks he needs Java for a proper blogroll
Tom 'Needs A Hat'
Tom needs to confess and clear the man's name
Good stuff. I'm a needy bastich, not that I needed to be reminded of that. Or did I?
Google wrote:
Mr Chand needs $25000 for his daughter to be treated in India.
And
Google wrote:
This is what Luke needs in order to defeat Vader. Yoda realised he was wrong not
to let Anakin show his emotions and force him to hide them..
to let Anakin show his emotions and force him to hide them..
Fu[/b]ck you google, fu[b]ck you in your ******* of doom!
Oh yeah, you SO didn't jack this from MySpace. 
Anybody have any good boats they are selling? Google demands I get one.
Anybody have any good boats they are selling? Google demands I get one.
Sir Exodus wrote:
Oh yeah, you SO didn't jack this from MySpace.
Anybody have any good boats they are selling? Google demands I get one.
Anybody have any good boats they are selling? Google demands I get one.
damn you beat me to it!
Gary needs a job.
Sir Exodus wrote:
Oh yeah, you SO didn't jack this from MySpace.
Where did I say I didn't?
I found http://www.yunews.com/ because the wiki article "needs" to be cleaned up to a higher standard. I also found:
1. All that Yossarian needs to do, Korn says, is behave like a team player, promote their best interests, and indicate affection for his commanders
2. I think Yossarian needs to get laid.
3. Even Yossarian needs someone else to go before him, because he’s not crazy.
4. When Yossarian goes to Doc (the doctor) to ask him how to get off duty, Doc tells him that Yossarian needs to tell him that he’s insane.
5. Yossarian needs Help shopping
6. Dumb Yossarian needs a break from his chip
My replies:
1. No, thanks.
2. Don't we all!
3. Don't we all?
4. Don't we all.
5. Fellow straight men, don't we all?
6. Pardon?
Google Search Results wrote:
1. All that Yossarian needs to do, Korn says, is behave like a team player, promote their best interests, and indicate affection for his commanders
2. I think Yossarian needs to get laid.
3. Even Yossarian needs someone else to go before him, because he’s not crazy.
4. When Yossarian goes to Doc (the doctor) to ask him how to get off duty, Doc tells him that Yossarian needs to tell him that he’s insane.
5. Yossarian needs Help shopping
6. Dumb Yossarian needs a break from his chip
My replies:
1. No, thanks.
2. Don't we all!
3. Don't we all?
4. Don't we all.
5. Fellow straight men, don't we all?
6. Pardon?
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Maybe Andreas needs an alter ego…but he can’t think of a cool-enough sounding name.
Gave me a chuckle.
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Jeff needs to come visit his friends in Texas soon.
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Jeff needs your help to bring the right priorities to Capitol Hill. Contribute today to support Jeff's campaign…
Guess I'll be needing to set up a way for you all to contribute.
Sir Exodus wrote:
Oh yeah, you SO didn't jack this from MySpace.
http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=300&totalRows_Recordset2=302
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Keith needs to stop being such a mean guy. He doesn't seem to care about
others and the only thing on his mind is getting lunch time over with!
others and the only thing on his mind is getting lunch time over with!
Damn Lunch room tyrants!
"Ken needs a hug and some new windchimes."
that i do
that i do
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Dominic needs a foster home
Overlord Demea wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
Oh yeah, you SO didn't jack this from MySpace.
http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=300&totalRows_Recordset2=302
So true... *tear*
...he even looks like me.
I'm sad now.
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