I found http://www.yunews.com/ because the wiki article "needs" to be cleaned up to a higher standard. I also found:
Google Search Results wrote:
1. All that Yossarian needs to do, Korn says, is behave like a team player, promote their best interests, and indicate affection for his commanders
2. I think Yossarian needs to get laid.
3. Even Yossarian needs someone else to go before him, because he’s not crazy.
4. When Yossarian goes to Doc (the doctor) to ask him how to get off duty, Doc tells him that Yossarian needs to tell him that he’s insane.
5. Yossarian needs Help shopping
6. Dumb Yossarian needs a break from his chip
My replies:
1. No, thanks.
2. Don't we all!
3. Don't we all?
4. Don't we all.
5. Fellow straight men, don't we all?
6. Pardon?