Finally.
The Red Sox have been placed back into the dustbin of history once again-- where they should never have left to begin with since last year.
Hurricane Katrina? The Red Sox's fault. Hurricane Rita? The Red Sox's fault. War in Iraq going badly? The Red Sox's fault. Got a bad grade on your mid-term? Yep, you guessed it, it is the Red Sox's fault.
The Florida Marlins North have been swept from the ALCS as of today, which means the universe's balance has been set right. For the past year everything has been out of whack due to the misbegotten adventures of those formerly lovable baseball players in the post-season. When they won the World Series, the sweet karmic harmony that the world sings hit an uncharacteristic sour note. Let's call it a moment of weakness and sympathy for the Red Sox, whose fated role in the MLB is supposed to be the league's punching bag.
But all that is behind us now. I can guarantee that everything will markedly improve from this time forth. Gas prices will go down, your salary will go up, your girlfriend might even get prettier. Maybe. After all, the natural order of things doesn't usually cover such things as your horrible choices in women.
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Totem! Please dont leave us again. We'll be good, we promise.
And there I thought it was because the hockey season had started back up.
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Totem! Please dont leave us again. We'll be good, we promise.
Holy s[b][/b]hit Katie, do you miss the **** that bad? Don't forget to wipe all that **** of your face before going back into public. You also broke the "we" rule.
Now that's been dealt with. To+em, to whom do we owe re-righting of the world to? (I don't follow Amhericun stick ball).
Yet on this rainy Saturday morning, things are still ok in beantown.
For the Bruins are back, the Patriots are still the champs, and the Red Sox reversed the curse.
As long as the yankees don't win, we'll get through this fine.
But you have to admit, the lack of a playoff game between the yankees and the "sawks" hurts everyone...
For the Bruins are back, the Patriots are still the champs, and the Red Sox reversed the curse.
As long as the yankees don't win, we'll get through this fine.
But you have to admit, the lack of a playoff game between the yankees and the "sawks" hurts everyone...
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
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For the Bruins are back,
For as much as that's worth.
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the Patriots are still the champs
At least, until this year's Superbowl.
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and the Red Sox reversed the curse.
How did they reverse it? Sure, they broke it maybe. But did they put it back on the originator?
Just sayin'
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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War in Iraq going badly? Bush's fault.
FTFY
Halloo Totem! Great to see you back!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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/waves
Hi everyone! Yes, I'm still here, but of late there hasn't been a lot to write about that's newsworthy-- and you know my ramblings have always been penned on a strictly topical basis, right? <rollseyes> However, the Sox losing and setting everything a-right is certainly worthy of a post.
Smoggy, isn't there an EQ equivilent of a methadone center for you to check into? You've relapsed, buddy!
Hi Katie! Hope you're feeling well.
And bodhi, the hockey season is much like wearing stripes with plaid. It's shows terrible taste, but ultimately it reflects back on the person who watches that stuff. Actually I love the game, but love to crack on those who bemoaned the loss of a season. There is always seal pup killings to do on a Saturday night in Canada, isn't there?
Elderon, don't forget that **** makes for a wonderful age diminishing and blemish removing face cream. You should try some of mine.
Omegavega, no, a showdown between the Sox and the Yanks would only tempt Fate once again. We've had enough tragedy this past year, wouldn't you agree?
Totem
Hi everyone! Yes, I'm still here, but of late there hasn't been a lot to write about that's newsworthy-- and you know my ramblings have always been penned on a strictly topical basis, right? <rollseyes> However, the Sox losing and setting everything a-right is certainly worthy of a post.
Smoggy, isn't there an EQ equivilent of a methadone center for you to check into? You've relapsed, buddy!
Hi Katie! Hope you're feeling well.
And bodhi, the hockey season is much like wearing stripes with plaid. It's shows terrible taste, but ultimately it reflects back on the person who watches that stuff. Actually I love the game, but love to crack on those who bemoaned the loss of a season. There is always seal pup killings to do on a Saturday night in Canada, isn't there?
Elderon, don't forget that **** makes for a wonderful age diminishing and blemish removing face cream. You should try some of mine.
Omegavega, no, a showdown between the Sox and the Yanks would only tempt Fate once again. We've had enough tragedy this past year, wouldn't you agree?
Totem
Totem wrote:
Finally.
The Red Sox have been placed back into the dustbin of history once again-- where they should never have left to begin with since last year.
Hurricane Katrina? The Red Sox's fault. Hurricane Rita? The Red Sox's fault. War in Iraq going badly? The Red Sox's fault. Got a bad grade on your mid-term? Yep, you guessed it, it is the Red Sox's fault.
The Red Sox have been placed back into the dustbin of history once again-- where they should never have left to begin with since last year.
Hurricane Katrina? The Red Sox's fault. Hurricane Rita? The Red Sox's fault. War in Iraq going badly? The Red Sox's fault. Got a bad grade on your mid-term? Yep, you guessed it, it is the Red Sox's fault.
I miss him too, big guy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
<sniff!>
<wipes a tear from his eye>
<looks about helplessly for some sign of the big foppish lug>
You, my dear Sammy, are amazingly astute.
Totem
<wipes a tear from his eye>
<looks about helplessly for some sign of the big foppish lug>
You, my dear Sammy, are amazingly astute.
Totem
I like to think that somewhere he is pushing the hair out of his face so he can down a glass of vodka all while telling the bartender how he is better than him at everything.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
The Yankees won't be making it either, so that's ok.
I knew that the BoSox were gonna have trouble with the ChiSox, but not like this.
I knew that the BoSox were gonna have trouble with the ChiSox, but not like this.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Before game one I said the following, "You do realize that the White Sox are one of the two best teams in Baseball right now, don't you?"
I was laughed at by friends, family, and co-workers.
Of course I routed for the sox, but we choked almost as bad during game two as the yankees did after game 3 of the playoffs last year...
Everybody is mad at me now. Cause of course it's MY FAULT the red sox lost, not the fault of our horrible pitching...
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I was laughed at by friends, family, and co-workers.
Of course I routed for the sox, but we choked almost as bad during game two as the yankees did after game 3 of the playoffs last year...
Everybody is mad at me now. Cause of course it's MY FAULT the red sox lost, not the fault of our horrible pitching...
Edited, Sat Oct 8 14:39:22 2005 by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Totem wrote:
/waves
Elderon, don't forget that **** makes for a wonderful age diminishing and blemish removing face cream. You should try some of mine.
Totem
Elderon, don't forget that **** makes for a wonderful age diminishing and blemish removing face cream. You should try some of mine.
Totem
The only deed truly worthy of this affront would be the immediate and absolute irradication of the flotsam that surfaces in this forum. Bring me their heads, and the favour shall be returned.
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Smoggy, isn't there an EQ equivilent of a methadone center for you to check into? You've relapsed, buddy!
Well, I blame my Allah peers...everyone time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!
And since I can't seem to convince these knuckleheads to upgrade their 1999 computers to something a bit more up to date to play EQ2, I guess I have to come back to EQ...my **** hot computer weeps from the indignity thrust upon it...also, I can't seem to rid myself of every other character of mine and various female characters I see walking by being bald due to some stupid helm graphic glitch.
That said, it's been fun coming back and hanging out with the folks here again. You should open your old account back up and come join us on Povar...you know you want to...
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I miss him too, big guy.
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<sniff!>
<wipes a tear from his eye>
<looks about helplessly for some sign of the big foppish lug>
You, my dear Sammy, are amazingly astute.
Totem
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<sniff!>
<wipes a tear from his eye>
<looks about helplessly for some sign of the big foppish lug>
You, my dear Sammy, are amazingly astute.
Totem
Yeah, the board will never be the same again without our former #1 fan of the Red Sox/Poker Pro/Liberal Voice/EQ King of Trains...
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
Smoggy wrote:
And since I can't seem to convince these knuckleheads to upgrade their 1999 computers to something a bit more up to date to play EQ2, I guess I have to come back to EQ...my sh*t hot computer weeps from the indignity thrust upon it...also, I can't seem to rid myself of every other character of mine and various female characters I see walking by being bald due to some stupid helm graphic glitch.
Hey, I was in EQ2, you just never asked...
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
Sedao
Sedao
Hey Totem, how about some old fashioned allah betting? I'm taking the Cards for a small wager of 20 Canadian loonies.
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Hey, I was in EQ2, you just never asked...
Which server? I'm on AB. Unfortunately, those that do play EQ2 are all spread out on different servers...
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
I've got characters on a few different servers. 2 on Perma, 2 on Tox, Oggok, Fay, Lava, and Steamfont.
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
Sedao
Sedao
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Now that's been dealt with. To+em, to whom do we owe re-righting of the world to? (I don't follow Amhericun stick ball).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Now that's been dealt with. To+em, to whom do we owe re-righting of the world to? (I don't follow Amhericun stick ball).
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